We can't do it at her house because she has a room-mate....but how do i get rid of her and avoid the sleep overs?
2006-10-22 12:41:38 · 26 answers · asked by oldstalecheeks 2 in Family & Relationships ➔ Singles & Dating
i want to keep hittin it in the future, i just dont want her to stay after we are done
2006-10-22 12:45:12 · update #1
Lots and lots of beans and beef a couple of hours in advance. Throughout the night if you feel the pressure build up hold it. You need the pressure to "cook" the methane. By the end of the night the gases should have been compressed to a near solid/liquid form.
This will give you unbeliveable sexual stamina allowing you to pleasure her longer. After you hit it and she starts napping, complain you have a serious gas problem after extremly good sex. Then give her a Dutch Oven. She'll have to leave.
This is a win-win situation, she'll have the best sex of her life, so she'll keep coming back. But she'll never stay overnight.
This should work everytime.
If not call a taxi.
2006-10-22 12:47:56 · answer #1 · answered by chickenpoo 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Have you tried asking her to leave? Of course this may lose your chance of a second go around. But at least you were honest in a selfish kind of way. Unfortunately either way you may lose. Its better to be open and up front about what you want. Then to per tend and lead someone on which could only turn out worse for you. You want one thing, but only under certain conditions and with no price to pay later. Try it, what do you have to lose. Or you can go get a hooker at a price and forget the B.S. get what you want with no hard feelings.
2006-10-22 19:57:55 · answer #2 · answered by ? 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Never had that experience but you could try this:
get out of the bed, find a movie that is about to go off in about 30 minutes or so then ask her if she would like to watch the movie with you before she leaves.
2006-10-22 19:46:23 · answer #3 · answered by Bubbles 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I assume you want to see her again by the way you worded the question. In that case, there is no nice way to do it, because she's going to want to stay and cuddle and bond or something. You're probably just going to have to choose between letting her stay the night or just telling her it's time to leave and not see her again.
2006-10-22 19:49:05 · answer #4 · answered by Leroy 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Go to a hotel motel holiday Inn if you get ther first leave the room number on your car winshield.
2006-10-22 19:46:24 · answer #5 · answered by K L 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Tell her right out that your feelings arent strong enough for her to warrant a sleep over. You only want an easy piece. That should do it.
2006-10-22 20:04:06 · answer #6 · answered by Hallon 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Call a taxi or get up and tell het a mate is coming over to watch porn later
2006-10-22 19:43:45 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Mr macho man, huh? playa playa? why have sex with her.. go pay a whore to have sex with u, since u seem to want to treat a woman like a whore. u see, the whore will not have any expectations of sleeping with u. save yourself and the girl the headache.
2006-10-22 19:47:09 · answer #8 · answered by Niecy 2 · 3⤊ 0⤋
Tell her your wife is coming home about 2:00 am
2006-10-22 19:44:36 · answer #9 · answered by want2wild 5 · 3⤊ 0⤋
Tell her before you bring her home that you like to sleep alone. That worked for me. Or you can say - can I call you cab; can you find your way home from here; or something like that.
2006-10-22 19:45:53 · answer #10 · answered by Anna F 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋