dear husband im leaving u today when u came home from work yesterday u didnt notice my haircut u didnt eat after i made u my favorite dinner and u didnt aknowledge my new nitie u just came home and went to bed i called your work today and your boss said u quit so im guessing your having an affair of your own so now im going to mexico with your brother carl dear ex wife yesterday i did notice your hair cut but i thought u looked like a man and i was raised if u cant say nothing nice to keep your moth shut u must of confused my favorite meal with my brothers cuz i aint ate pork in 7 years i did notice your nitie but u left the price tag on 49.99 and it seemed weired that i loaned my brother 50 dollars today i did quit my job today because i won the million dollar lottery and bought us tickets to jaimaica only to come home to find your letter my lawyer says with your letter here u wont get a dime of it n the divorce n my brother carl was born carla hope that not a problem
2006-10-22 12:30:05 · 9 answers · asked by mystical 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Hard to read but worth it!
2006-10-22 12:37:09 · answer #1 · answered by noitall 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Nope. That was shocking at the end. Karma kicks ***.
2006-10-22 19:37:40 · answer #2 · answered by Selym 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Fabulous!!!
2006-10-22 19:35:54 · answer #3 · answered by bbydol221 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol,that girl made a bad decision
2006-10-22 19:37:43 · answer #4 · answered by ♥ Hello Kittly Lover ♥ 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahahahahahahahaahahahaha thats funny
2006-10-22 19:41:06 · answer #5 · answered by pssssh please 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha ha ha whoa I heard than one before, its funny LOL are you jamaican?
2006-10-22 19:35:42 · answer #6 · answered by kerri 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
never heard this joke before........hahahaha...very good
2006-10-22 19:41:53 · answer #7 · answered by Adele 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
no but that was fummy
2006-10-23 00:31:53 · answer #8 · answered by sexylove1_2008 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
no
2006-10-22 19:31:25 · answer #9 · answered by George K 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋