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2006-10-22 12:27:38 · 6 answers · asked by pepperpizzapal 1 in Entertainment & Music Jokes & Riddles

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How do you drown a blonde?

Put a scratch and sniff sticker at the bottom of a pool. :oP

(not that i condone blonde jokes or anything :oP )

2006-10-22 12:40:45 · answer #1 · answered by Jamesus 1 · 0 0

The blonde walks into a drugstore and asks the pharmacist for some bottom deodorant. The pharmacist, a little bemused, explains to the woman that they don't sell anything called bottom deodorant, and never have. Unfazed, the blonde assures him that she has been buying the stuff from this store on a regular basis, and would like some more. "I'm sorry," says the pharmacist, "we don't have any."

"But I always get it here," says the blonde.

"Do you have the container it comes in?"

"Yes!" says the blonde, "I will go and get it."

She returns with the container and hands it to the pharmacist, who looks at it and says to her, "This is just a normal stick of underarm deodorant."

The annoyed blonde snatches the container back and reads out loud from the container: "To apply, push up bottom."

2006-10-22 21:12:21 · answer #2 · answered by summerbrze 2 · 0 0

I got one.How did the blondes drown i the submarine?Someone knocked on the door.

2006-10-22 19:34:23 · answer #3 · answered by David the game freak 1 · 0 0

One I heard a little while ago on here....Did you hear about the blond that hurt herself raking leaves....she fell out of the tree. absolutely loved it

2006-10-22 19:31:16 · answer #4 · answered by ஐAldaஐ 6 · 0 0

even tho i am a blonde, this one is pretty funny: "what's the difference between a brick and a blonde?....a brick only gets layed once" i liked it

2006-10-22 19:32:59 · answer #5 · answered by blondie_851851 2 · 0 0

why

2006-10-22 19:37:31 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

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