An Old Italian man lived alone in the country. He wanted to dig his tomato garden, it was very hard work as the ground was hard. His only son, Vincent, who helped him, was in prison. The old man wrote a letter to his son and described his predicament.
Dear Vincent,
I am feeling pretty bad because it looks like I won't be able to plant my tomato garden this year. I'm just getting too old to be digging up a garden plot. If you were here my troubles would be over. I know you would dig the plot for me.
Love Dad
A few days later he received a letter from his son.
Dear Dad,
Not for nothing, but don't dig up that garden. That's where I buried the BODIES.Love Vinnie
At 4 a.m. the next morning, FBI agents and local police arrived and dug up the entire area without finding any bodies. They apologized to the old man and left.
That same day the old man received another letter from his son.
Dear Dad,
Go ahead and plant the tomatoes. That's the best I could do under the circumstaces.
2006-10-22 12:26:14 · 21 answers · asked by Grandma of six 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Very funny
very clever
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2006-10-22 12:32:24 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
my 2 worst behavior are smoking and masturbation. i am a 20 an afternoon guy, and that i smoke like a chimney. - Paul Calf i spend ninety% of my cash on ladies and booze, the relaxation i waste. - George Best.
2016-09-01 01:03:04 · answer #2 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That man's son was brilliant. Nice joke.
2006-10-22 12:34:14 · answer #3 · answered by Selym 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Oh my lands...I love it, I love it, I love it.......This is excellent. No it's beyond excellent.....I would have never guessed the answer.
2006-10-22 13:12:30 · answer #4 · answered by whenwhalesfly 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
OMG that is very funny!!!!!! Who would have thought of doing that
2006-10-22 12:30:23 · answer #5 · answered by kerri 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
That was a good one! i liked it alot!! Very funny!!!
2006-10-22 12:29:16 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
hee hee cool.
thats a good one hee
2006-10-22 12:28:24 · answer #7 · answered by Ginnykitty 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
oh wait,now I get it.awww that's cute.I liked it.Excellent!
2006-10-22 12:32:12 · answer #8 · answered by ♥ Hello Kittly Lover ♥ 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
good one
2006-10-22 14:54:19 · answer #9 · answered by Greeneyed 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
tee hee hee
2006-10-22 12:33:14 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋