A bus stops and 2 Italian men get on. They sit down and engage in an animated conversation. The lady sitting next to them ignores them at first, but her attention is galvanized when she hears one of them say the following:
"Emma comefirst. Den I come. Den two asses come together. I come once-a-more. Two asses, they come together again. I come again and pee twice. Then I come one lasta time."
"You foul-mouthed, sex-obsessed swine," retorted the lady indignantly. "In this country......we don't speak aloud in public places about our sex lives."
"Hey, coola down lady," said the man. "Who talkin' abouta sex heh? I'm a justa tellin' my frienda how to spell MISSISSIPPI'."
2006-10-22 12:10:40 · 11 answers · asked by kerri 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
I have never heard this one. I have a brother that lives in Mississippi and he would love this joke. I will have to copy it down and send it to him. Thanks for the laugh. I had no idea that was going to be the ending. That's funny.
2006-10-22 12:52:17 · answer #1 · answered by whenwhalesfly 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
thats pretty good 6 out of 10
2006-10-22 19:20:49 · answer #2 · answered by pssssh please 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hehe haha teehee
2006-10-23 02:43:55 · answer #3 · answered by tiffers 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
thats a good one
2006-10-22 19:15:30 · answer #4 · answered by mystical 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
tee hee hee
2006-10-22 19:15:22 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
MAMA MIA i WANTA DA PIZZA AND i DONT MEAN DA PIE
2006-10-26 22:24:17 · answer #6 · answered by borrowedtime 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
â¥OMG THAT IS SOOOOOOOOOO FUNY PROBABLY ONE OF THE FUNNISET JOKE I HAVE EVER HERED.â¥
2006-10-22 19:17:51 · answer #7 · answered by ♥Hott Blonde♥ 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol that's funny
2006-10-22 19:39:24 · answer #8 · answered by ♥ Hello Kittly Lover ♥ 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
HEARD IT, BUT FUNNY LOL
2006-10-22 19:17:19 · answer #9 · answered by wise1 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
HILARIOUS.
poor lady:)
2006-10-22 19:34:26 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋