Mine is: the scrotum - a design fault, excess elbow skin put in between mens legs to keep their balls so they don't have to hold them in their hand. although it didn't work!
2006-10-22 12:05:52 · 29 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
"THERE'S F**KING MILLIONS OF THEM!!!"
no sorry... that's from Romper Stomper.
2006-10-22 12:08:58 · answer #1 · answered by KU 4 · 1⤊ 2⤋
The funniest thing he has said is when he describes Partick, in Glasgow, as being "hard". Sorry, but Partick is not "hard" by any stretch of the imagination. Quite the opposite, in fact. It has been so long since Mr Connolly was in Glasgow, he maybe even believes it himself. I have heard on good authority he was ejected from the Clutha Vaults bar for writing down the "patter"!
2006-10-22 12:22:52 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 1⤋
Mine is the one where he takes his nephew fishing and he asks his uncle billy if they can kill the fish, Billy says no so the nephew then asks why there fishing and Billy replies to see the little buggers panick.
2006-10-23 00:05:50 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
That's a really good one - mine was when he was describing his summer hols at some freezing beach in Scotland & the comment about getting a tan, for him, means from turning blue to white !!!
2006-10-22 14:33:22 · answer #4 · answered by Mari C 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
There are so many.
One that springs to mind is in his joke about working in the sewers and the guy with him identifies people sh1t by what's in it.
It ends with the guy saying "That ones my wifes", and when Billy asks him how the reply is "It's got my sandwiches tied to it".
Then theres the Jobbie Wheeker, the Incontinence Pants, the Big Slipper
2006-10-22 12:13:04 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
That's funny. He's a funny man.
Couldn't think of any off the top of my head so I looked on IMDb to see if they had any and one of his shows was called "Erect for 30 Years". I thought that was quite funny.
2006-10-22 23:42:21 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I like the joke about the man who lived somewhere really cold. He woke up one morning and found an ice cube in his bed. He threw it on the fire and it went: "parp"
2006-10-23 05:24:29 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
billy dosn`t have to say anything to make me laugh, i`ve only got to look at him. pam is great too. if there were more people like them this world would be a better place.
2006-10-23 10:28:28 · answer #8 · answered by melas 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
When he thinks he's really cool smoking a cigar at home and his son walks in and says "Dad, you look like Lassie taking a s**t"
2006-10-22 20:43:11 · answer #9 · answered by lataliano 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
thats funny! i love billy connolly!!! i dont have a quote per se, but i laugh everytime i hear him talk. hes just fun!!
2006-10-22 12:09:04 · answer #10 · answered by thatweirdchick 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
When he's talking about the hunt for Osama Bin Laden and says they're looking for the wrong man..
"How do I know this? Uzbekistan, Pakistan, Afghanistan, Kazakhstan. He's not called f*ucking Osama Bin Laden, his f*cking name's STAN"
2006-10-22 12:18:31 · answer #11 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋