Okay, what the f*ck is wrong with me...?
I wake up at 3am.
I go to bed at 2am.
I don't listen to music whatsoever.
My family doesn't have a television.
We don't have a radio.
We also don't have a car.
We don't have a house, either.
I have no friends.
I look at guys' asses all day long (I'm a guy).
I told a girl who wanted to have sex with me to go find another girl instead of me.
I have one leg with pimples all over it.
My penis is shaped like a crescent moon.
I have three nipples.
I have salad fingers.
I only eat Skittles and drink Mountain Dew. Actually, my dad made filet mignon for dinner and I walked to 7-11 to buy a king-sized bag of Skittles instead.
I don't have a job.
I've never been laid.
I'm as tall as a 3-foot, 2-inch tree.
I haven't ever been to school.
I haven't left my bedroom in three weeks.
2006-10-22 11:59:29 · 30 answers · asked by Anonymous in Health ➔ Mental Health
First of all you are a lier.
2006-10-22 12:01:13 · answer #1 · answered by ? 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Sounds like you have alot of issues. No house,car,radio, but you can choose filet mignon?? Three nipples is common, others have it. You need to get out and get an education. Followed by a job. You also should see a doc about your penis(weird). You sound like you are sexually confused, nothing wrong with that. Being gay is not the end of the world. Use some sort of acne stuff on your leg. Don't worry about your virginity. You need to deal with other things. Nothing is wrong, I just think you think too much. You are concentrating on the bad things. What are your good qualities? Get out of the bedroom and enjoy the world. Good luck.
2006-10-22 19:11:15 · answer #2 · answered by looloo1122 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You sound depressed to me. Or you may be lying. I dont know for sure, but if youre depressed, seek help, youll be glad you did, if youre just trying to play a joke here, well, I think you gotta few laughing and crying here.
You dont have TV or a radio? But you got the internet? hmmm
And how are you looking at guys @SSES all day if you havent left your house in 3 weeks, and theres no TV?
Theres something bad wrong here... Sorry ...I cant help you....I hope you get it all worked out.
2006-10-22 19:14:17 · answer #3 · answered by ~~ 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You just said you walked to 7-11 for dinner, and then you say you haven't left your room in 3 wks.
2006-10-22 19:08:52 · answer #4 · answered by littleblondemohawk 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Keep writing whatever it is you re writing. You may get the Stephen Leacock award for satirical writing.
2006-10-22 19:07:32 · answer #5 · answered by Lois L 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
sounds like you're bored and making all this all up for a bit of a laugh to see other peoples reactions, well i don't buy it. I wouldn't be surprised if half that was true but definitely not all. sooo.....cya..enjoy the rest of your day!
2006-10-22 19:04:28 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
You are a democrap. Switch parties immediately.
2006-10-22 19:04:07 · answer #7 · answered by festus_porkchop 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Man u definetly need a break..... please take a vacation and go and explore any adventure activity. Im a Doctor and i would advise you to practice yoga as well....
2006-10-22 19:02:57 · answer #8 · answered by Dr. King 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Get a life!
2006-10-22 19:02:18 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
your a bag of depression,with a few screws loose, and may have came from another planet,whatever you got i hope its not catching. get a job.
2006-10-22 19:11:08 · answer #10 · answered by alleycat46534 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋