A man escapes from prison, where he has been for 15 years. He breaks into a house to look for money and guns, and finds a young couple in bed. He orders the guy out of bed and ties him to a chair. While tying the girl to the bed, he gets on top of her, kisses her neck, then gets up and goes into the bathroom.
While he's in there , the husband tells his wife: "Listen, this guy's an escaped convict, look at his clothes!" He probably spent lots of time in jail and hasn't seen a woman in years. I saw how he kissed your neck. If he wants sex, don't resist, don't complain , do whatever he tells you. Satisfy him no matter how much he nauseates you. He is probably very dangerous. If he gets angry, he'll kill us. "Be strong ,honey I love you!"
His wife responds, "He wasn't kissing my neck. He was whispering in my ear. He told me he was gay, thought you were cute, and asked me if we had any vaseline. I told him it was in the bathroom. "Be strong honey... I love you too!!!!"
2006-10-22 11:55:16 · 38 answers · asked by kerri 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Hahahahaaaaaaaaaa good one !
2006-10-22 11:58:03 · answer #1 · answered by g_man 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
the tub try throughout the time of a pass to to the psychological asylum, a customer asked the Director how do you establish whether or no longer a affected person might desire to be institutionalized. 'properly,' stated the Director, 'we fill up a shower, then we grant a teaspoon, a teacup and a bucket to the affected person and ask her or him to empty the tub.' 'Oh, I understand,' stated the customer. 'a common individual might use the bucket by way of fact that is larger than the spoon or the teacup.' ``````````` ``````````` 'No' stated the Director, 'a common individual might pull the plug. do you choose a mattress close to the window?' ARE YOU GOING TO bypass THIS ON, OR do you choose a mattress next T
2016-10-15 07:57:12 · answer #2 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That isn't a very funny joke, sorry. I do not get offended at any kind of jokes, since I have a good sense of humor, but I didn't really see anything funny about that joke at all
2006-10-22 12:07:04 · answer #3 · answered by wookiebeth76@sbcglobal.net 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
This Joke is getting REALLY OLD!! it only gets posted like everday on here!! next time pleas read to make sure you questiions/Jokes haven't been previous posted by someone else!! you are in violation of the community guide lines by posting a already posted question!!
keep on YAHOOING
~~SPARKY~~
2006-10-22 12:54:44 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I got one. a man was walking down the street on a cold spooky night. he heard a noise behind him, when he turned around it was a coffin. the man ran as fast as he could and the coffin was fast on his heels. he ran in his house up the stairs. the coffin crashed through the front door and chased him upstairs. the man ran in the bathroom shut the door. the only thing to grab was some cough syrup....you know what happened when he threw the cough syrup............. the coffin stopped.
2006-10-22 12:26:16 · answer #5 · answered by wise1 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Thanks for the laughter. Some jokes never go out of style! No matter how many times you've heard them. That's one smart lady!.A good lesson too for those who take things for granted!
2006-10-22 12:05:50 · answer #6 · answered by montralia 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
this is old, sorry it wasnt funny the second time around....but its good to use amoung married couples..they always find these types of jokes very funny.
2006-10-22 11:59:32 · answer #7 · answered by CeKaye L 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL, made me giggle. Poor straight man is about to feel what it is like to get penetrated. X-D
2006-10-22 11:57:48 · answer #8 · answered by //// 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
It's a nice role reversal joke. I like it. It's old, though.
2006-10-22 11:58:17 · answer #9 · answered by nondescript 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
HA! Never heard it myself. Pretty funny.
2006-10-22 12:03:32 · answer #10 · answered by Sels 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yeah i've heard that before. It was a good one though.
2006-10-22 11:56:48 · answer #11 · answered by Nicky 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋