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George W Bush and Tony Blair are at a White House dinner. One of the important guests walks over to them and asks what they are talking about.
"We are making up plans for WW3", says Bush.
"Wow", says the guest, "And what the the plans?"
"We are gonna kill 140 million Muslims and 1 Dentist" answers Bush.
The guest looks to be a bit confused..."One Dentist?" he says, "Why will you kill one Dentist?"
"Blair pats Bush on the shoulder and says, "What did I tell you? Nobody is gonna ask about the Muslims?"

2006-10-22 11:50:25 · 19 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music Jokes & Riddles

19 answers

Dentist joke for you fidgety.
As a dentist prepared to extract a tooth from a lady patient,she suddenly grabbed him by the balls and said ominously:"Now we're not going to hurt each other, are we?"

2006-10-23 00:21:38 · answer #1 · answered by the gunners 7 · 1 0

Not bad. 7 out of 10.

2006-10-22 12:03:55 · answer #2 · answered by malcy 6 · 0 0

I'm american, i love bush jokes. hoo funny

2006-10-22 12:47:44 · answer #3 · answered by spaghetti 2 · 0 0

lol what a great war strategy for america :]

mwhaha.

2006-10-22 11:52:10 · answer #4 · answered by dippie. 3 · 0 0

Lol

2006-10-22 23:04:53 · answer #5 · answered by partymad 2 · 0 0

tee hee hee

2006-10-22 11:51:40 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

lol nice

2006-10-22 11:55:12 · answer #7 · answered by thecurse2323 1 · 0 0

that darn bush. lol

2006-10-22 12:50:34 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

hey

2006-10-22 11:54:20 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

you naughty boy

2006-10-22 22:36:10 · answer #10 · answered by markhatter 6 · 0 0

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