Can someone give me a good joke, please? I know there's a lot of other questions out like this but I just need some short jokes.
2006-10-22 11:48:27 · 6 answers · asked by Emo Chick 1 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
..ok...so...
a pair of jumper cables walked into the bar to get a beer...
the bartender looked up and said..."Ok, I will serve you...but you both better not START anything..."
2006-10-22 11:50:18 · answer #1 · answered by Charlie Bravo 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
An Old Italian man lived alone in the country. He wanted to dig his tomato garden, but it was very hard work as the ground was hard. His only son, Vincent, who used to help him, was in prison. The old man wrote a letter to his son and described his predicament.
Dear Vincent,
I am feeling pretty bad because it looks like I won't be able to plant my tomato garden this year. I'm just getting too old to be digging up a garden plot. If you were here my troubles would be over. I know you would dig the plot for me.
Love Dad
A few days later he received a letter from his son.
Dear Dad,
Not for nothing, but don't dig up that garden. That's where I buried the BODIES.
Love Vinnie
At 4 a.m. the next morning, FBI agents and local police arrived and dug up the entire area without finding any bodies. They apologized to the old man and left.
That same day the old man received another letter from his son.
Dear Dad,
Go ahead and plant the tomatoes now. That's the best I could do under the circumstances.
Love Vinnie
2006-10-22 19:28:11 · answer #2 · answered by Grandma of six 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
George W Bush and Tony Blair are at a White House dinner. One of the important guests walks over to them and asks what they are talking about.
"We are making up plans for WW3", says Bush.
"Wow", says the guest, "And what the the plans?"
"We are gonna kill 140 million Muslims and 1 Dentist" answers Bush.
The guest looks to be a bit confused..."One Dentist?" he says, "Why will you kill one Dentist?"
"Blair pats Bush on the shoulder and says, "What did I tell you? Nobody is gonna ask about the Muslims?"
2006-10-22 19:09:44 · answer #3 · answered by pssssh please 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
this is to "xsuthernx", that was such a first grade joke.
2006-10-22 19:20:09 · answer #4 · answered by B-B@!! P!@Y@ 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
knock knock
who's there?
banana
banana who?
banana
banana who?
orange
orange who?
orange you glad i stopped saying banana?
yes this will crack your friends up :]
2006-10-22 18:50:34 · answer #5 · answered by dippie. 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
no
2006-10-22 18:50:11 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋