So there were these 4 Muslin brothers riding a camel. One was on the neck, the other on the front part of the hump, the next behing the hump and the last hanging off the rump of the camel.
The brother near the head of the camel noticed that the animal was crying and he said to the brother behind him, "brother the camel is crying".....The brother in front of the hump told the brother behind the hump, "the camel is crying".....The brother behind the hump told the brother hanging off the rump, "the camel is crying" and HE said, "Well, I don't give a damn because if I pull my p***s out I will fall off!".
2006-10-22 11:42:19 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
NOTE TO HITMAN CS SOURCE KARL below......I am a female!!! - don't think my husband would approve of a g-friend :)MATE!!
ps. how do you get the time to reply to my jokes?
2006-10-22 11:57:38 · update #1
Great............ and even better was your put down to Hitman Karl (not much of an ego there I suspect).
2006-10-22 19:38:50 · answer #1 · answered by billtheangler 5 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Sounds as if someone got the hump with you fidgety.Ignore them.
I've got a camel joke for you.
A captain in the Foreign Legion was transferred to a desert outpost.On his tour of inspection,he noticed a camel tethered at the rear of the enlisted men's barracks.He asked the Sergeant for an explanation.
"Well," replied the sergeant,"It's a long way from civilization here and naturally the men have sexual urges.So when they do we have the camel."
"I see." said the captain."Well if it's good for morale,it's fine by me."
After 6 months at the posting,the captain was becoming desperate.One day he instructed the sergeant to bring in the camel.The sergeant was surprised but did as he was told.Then he watched as the captain climbed on to a footstool and proceeded to have passionate sex with the camel.As he stepped down from the stool,satisfied,he asked the sergeant:"Is that how the enlisted men do it?"
The sergeant said:"Well sir,usually they just use it to ride into town."
2006-10-23 00:16:48 · answer #2 · answered by the gunners 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Its a good joke but was referring them as 'Muslim' necessary? Just ' Four men on a camel...' would be no less funnier.
2006-10-22 23:35:37 · answer #3 · answered by Heista 4 · 1⤊ 1⤋
I'll give it 1 out of 10.
2006-10-22 11:48:04 · answer #4 · answered by Vanilla C 3 · 3⤊ 2⤋
ha ha that guy "pingu" sounds like a muslim cos he took offence, typical,allways on the attack.
2006-10-23 08:21:24 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
\o/ ok were do u get thw time to ask Q's like that get a g-freind mate !!!!! >,<
2006-10-22 11:48:24 · answer #6 · answered by karl_xxx_xxx 1 · 2⤊ 1⤋
*sound of tumbleweed blowing through*
2006-10-22 12:21:07 · answer #7 · answered by micktravis 1 · 0⤊ 1⤋
tee hee hee
2006-10-22 11:46:44 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
are you a girl?
2006-10-22 22:37:06 · answer #9 · answered by markhatter 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋