30 Things Never to Say to a Naked Man...
1. I've smoked fatter joints than that.
2. Ahhhh, it's cute.
3. Why don't we just cuddle?
4. You know they have surgery to fix that.
5. Make it dance.
6. Can I paint a smiley face on it?
7. Wow, and your feet are so big.
8. It's OK, we'll work around it.
9. Will it squeak if I squeeze it?
10. Oh no... a flash headache.
11. (giggle and point)
12. Can I be honest with you?
13. How sweet, you brought incense.
14. This explains your car.
15. Maybe if we water it, it'll grow.
16. Why is God punishing me?
17. At least this won't take long.
18. I never saw one like that before.
19. But it still works, right?
20. It looks so unused.
21. Maybe it looks better in natural light.
22. Why don't we skip right to the cigarettes?
23. Are you cold?
24. If you get me real drunk first.
25. Is that an optical illusion?
26. What is that?
27. It's a good thing you have so many other talents.
28. Does it come with an air pump?
29. So this is why you're supposed to judge people on personality.
30. I guess this makes me the 'early bird'.
2006-10-22 11:41:39 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
You missed out
If you walked toward a wall with a stiffy your nose would touch first
2006-10-22 11:43:28 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha my mom used #15 on a guy in a bar once who flashed her
2006-10-22 19:14:08 · answer #2 · answered by Mattshottie 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good ones u got there..i remember the next time if the guy turns out to b a jerk.. honesty is brutal... hahahahaha
2006-10-23 02:40:07 · answer #3 · answered by Belle 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Those are pretty good. I'll have to remember number 22 for the next time i'm pissed at my husband.
2006-10-22 18:45:25 · answer #4 · answered by Skanky McSkankypants 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Thanks for a good laugh. I'll have to remember some of these for the next time a man doesn't meet my expectations.
2006-10-22 19:51:13 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol I like #3 and #12.
2006-10-22 18:46:08 · answer #6 · answered by niwriffej 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Wow. That looks just like a penis... Only smaller...
2006-10-22 18:52:34 · answer #7 · answered by GlooBoy 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
size truly doesnt matter!!! being a woman i took a lil survey...a hands on one
2006-10-22 18:43:58 · answer #8 · answered by just lQQkin 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
nice. even if thats not a question. ROCK ON ^.^ how did you figure those out?
2006-10-22 18:45:59 · answer #9 · answered by Broken Obihiro 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
tee hee hee
2006-10-22 18:48:40 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋