2006-10-22 11:32:31 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Family & Relationships ➔ Family
I was taking a well-deserved soak in the bathtub one evening and my 2yo son burst into the bathroom, took in the scene in one glance and asked, "Papa - do you have your penis on?"
Yep son, I attached it especially for this bath. I just about drowned as I slid further in laughing.
2006-10-22 11:35:40 · answer #1 · answered by WindWalker10 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I have a few. One was when I told my son that there is a baby in my tummy and he asked me if I ate the baby.
Another one was when my younger cousin told me he knew how many times my husband and I had sex. Curiosity got the best of me, so I asked him how many times and he said two, because we have two kids. I told him he was absolutely right.
2006-10-22 18:35:33 · answer #2 · answered by Kallie 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
When I was teaching Geography, I had a middle school student ask me....
What happends when you get all the way to the edge of the map?
I told them you fall off!
2006-10-22 18:35:45 · answer #3 · answered by ksnow16 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Not a question, but once my daughter(7) and son(5) were fighting. My son says " I'm gonna kick you in the balls." Daughter reply's "You can't because girls don't have nuts."
2006-10-22 18:50:59 · answer #4 · answered by faversham 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
This little boy was eating a piece of cake with snot running down his face.He ask me if I would like a bite. haahahaha
2006-10-22 18:40:47 · answer #5 · answered by sweet_thing_kay04 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
well, this is a funny answer. I ask my 3 year old what the 'magic' word was and he said "Damn it?"
2006-10-22 18:47:20 · answer #6 · answered by Grandma of six 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
If I would take her to a Doors concert
2006-10-22 19:06:49 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Well someone asked my mother if she was my sister( cuz she was short) :-)
2006-10-22 18:42:18 · answer #8 · answered by Tajae G 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋