What's a good pun?

Answer 1

There's no such thing as a good pun

Answer 2

A guy walks into the psychiatrist's office wearing only Glad Wrap shorts. The shrink says, "Well, I can clearly see you're nuts."

A termite walks into a bar and says, "Is the bar tender here?"

A hangover is the wrath of grapes.

Corduroy pillows are making headlines.

A dyslexic atheist with insomnia lays awake wondering if there really IS a Dog.

Hussein was brought up on charges of screwing over his people while living large.The charge was Saddamy.

Old soldiers never die. Young ones do.

People who live in stone houses shouldn't throw glasses.

Two fish swim into a concrete wall. One turns to the other and
says "dam"

Two wrongs can make a riot.

With everything you read about spray cans and the ozone layer it's enough to scareosol to death.

A priest, a rabbi and a vicar walk into a bar. The barman says, "Is this some kind of joke?"

Answer 3

Show me a piano falling down a mine shaft and i'll show you A-fl
at minor.
Two silkworms had a race and ended up in a tie,
The butcher backed up to the meat grinder and got a little behind in his work.
A scientist doing a large experiment with liquid chemicals was trying to solve a problem when he fell in and became part of the solution,

Answer 4

"Whats the definition of a will?"
It's a dead giveaway!

We were so poor growing up we couldn't even afford to pay attention.

I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger...... then it hit me!

Answer 5

Did you hear about the vampire who used to torture his victims with music? His Bach was worse than his bite.

Answer 6

One that is really cute would be "really punny." hmmmm?