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A young woman from New York City was driving through a remote part of Oaklahoma when her car broke down. An Indian came riding by on horseback and offered to give her a lift to a nearby town. She climbed up behind him on the horse and they rode off. The ride into town was uneventual except that every few minutes the Indian would let out a loud whoop that echoed back from the surrounding hills. When they arrived in Bartlesville, he left her off at the local service station, yelled one final time, "Yahoo!" and rode off.
"What did you do to make that Indian so excited?" asked the service station attendant.
"Nothing, I merely sat behind him on the horse, put my arms around his waist and held on to his saddle horn so I wouldn't fall off."
"Lady", the attendant said, "Indians ride bareback." :)

2006-10-22 10:16:21 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music Jokes & Riddles

10 answers

Nice one fidgety!
Here's an Indian joke for you.
A native American girl walked into a general store and asked for some toilet paper.
"We have two brands," said the shop assistant,Toilet Paper Deluxe and the cheap brand which doesn't have a name."
She took a pack of the unamed cheap brand but returned the following day to complain.
"I have found a name for your toilet paper," she said."John Wayne, because it's rough and it's tough, and it don't take no crap from Indians."

2006-10-23 00:33:38 · answer #1 · answered by the gunners 7 · 1 1

Oooh errr........ lucky indian, (not a muslim I hope.. they are taking a lot of stick on this site tonight)

2006-10-22 10:21:30 · answer #2 · answered by sloppy chops 3 · 0 1

lol....Yeeeehhhaa.... I wanna a horse.....!! would someone like to drop her off from LA to NY??!?

2006-10-22 10:21:11 · answer #3 · answered by A J 3 · 0 0

that was ok, 5/10

2006-10-22 10:18:48 · answer #4 · answered by GuZZiZZit 5 · 0 1

You silly naaana, I loved it. lol

2006-10-22 17:02:04 · answer #5 · answered by mams brown eyed gel 3 · 0 1

tee hee hee

2006-10-22 10:19:59 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0 2

ooh

2006-10-22 22:46:54 · answer #7 · answered by markhatter 6 · 0 1

YAHOO HAS ANOTHER MEANING THEN

2006-10-22 10:36:45 · answer #8 · answered by melas 6 · 2 1

ooohhhh lucky lady......

2006-10-22 10:18:44 · answer #9 · answered by chris w. 7 · 0 1

Very obvious, but also VERY FUNNY!!!!

HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA AH AH AH HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

2006-10-22 10:29:04 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0 1

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