Three ladies were on a flight from the when suddenly the Captain announced "Please prepare for a crash landing!"
The first lady put on her jewellery. Surprised by this the other ladies questioned her actions.
The first lady said, "Well when are come to rescue us they will see that I am rich and they will rescue me first".
The second lady, not wanting to be left behind, began to take off her top and bra. "Why are you doing that?" the other ladies questioned.
"Well, when they come to rescue us, they will see my great t**s and will take ME first."
The third lady, who was African, not wanting to be out done took off her jeans and panties.
"Why are you doing THAT?" the other ladies questioned.
"Well, they always search for the black box first." :)
2006-10-22 10:09:29 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
tee hee hee
2006-10-22 10:15:04 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha. 8 out of 10.
2006-10-22 10:16:36 · answer #2 · answered by malcy 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I give it 5 out of 10.
2006-10-22 10:15:16 · answer #3 · answered by Vanilla C 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
The 'Black Box' is actually Orange in colour.
2006-10-23 10:12:43 · answer #4 · answered by Matt* 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I feel like writing a poem about that. But I won't.
2006-10-22 10:12:12 · answer #5 · answered by sixgun 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha
2006-10-22 10:14:26 · answer #6 · answered by stu k 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That's an old joke.
2006-10-22 10:11:08 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
oooh yeah, I would look for that first too
2006-10-22 22:48:54 · answer #8 · answered by markhatter 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
thats messed up lol!
2006-10-22 10:12:39 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I HAVE NOT HEARD THAT ONE HA HA
2006-10-22 10:21:04 · answer #10 · answered by melas 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋