a scottish,english and an irish man are found dead,so dave the detective is at hand checking out what happened,he goes into the morgue and walks up to the english guy,morgue attendant pulls the sheet off and reveals the man stiff and holding his chest..the detective asks what happened and the morgue attendant replies" he had a heart atack"poor soul the detective responds,he walks over to the scottish man and pulls back the sheet,hes laying there with his hands stiffly on his head"what happened here"asks the detective" "he died of an annurism" replied the morgue attendant."what a shame "says the detective.He walks over to the irish guy,the sheet is pulled back and hes laying there with a great big smile on his face..."what the bleedin hell happened to him!" asked the detective..."he got struck by lightning,but thought he was getting his photo taken!"
2006-10-22 10:07:36 · 14 answers · asked by ♥cozicat♥ 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
LOL ....good one :)
2006-10-22 10:09:00 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
ive heard better ill give it a 3
2006-10-22 10:13:29 · answer #2 · answered by loz 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
9/10 :-)
2006-10-22 10:23:32 · answer #3 · answered by sloppy chops 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha
2006-10-22 10:17:30 · answer #4 · answered by stu k 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
eh, on a scale of 1-10, i'll give it a 3.5
2006-10-22 10:10:17 · answer #5 · answered by GuZZiZZit 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
very funny
2006-10-23 12:47:51 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
copy copy copy copy
2006-10-22 22:49:34 · answer #7 · answered by markhatter 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good one COZICAT.
2006-10-22 10:14:00 · answer #8 · answered by Ichiban 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
humerous
2006-10-22 10:09:40 · answer #9 · answered by BeautifulDevil 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Racist, Politically incorrect,.............LOVE IT
2006-10-22 23:22:43 · answer #10 · answered by billtheangler 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
that was alright
2006-10-22 10:09:35 · answer #11 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋