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George W. Bush and Tony Blair are at a White House dinner. One of the important guests walks over to them and asks what they are talking about.
"We are making up the plans for WW III", says Bush.
"Wow", says the guest. "And what are the plans?"
"We are gonna kill 140 million Muslims and one dentist", answers Bush.
"The guest looks to be a bit confused. One...dentist?" He says. "Why will you kill one dentist?"
"Blair pats Bush on the shoulder and says, "What did I tell you? Nobody is gonna ask about the Muslims."

2006-10-22 09:36:21 · 14 answers · asked by Happyworms 4 in Entertainment & Music Jokes & Riddles

14 answers

that was the best joke on here

2006-10-22 09:40:23 · answer #1 · answered by mm8car 1 · 2 0

1933 Jews. 2006 Muslims. Have we not learned anything?

2006-10-22 09:54:17 · answer #2 · answered by ? 6 · 1 0

properly,you got here somewhat early, yet right this is your dose: THE IRISH JOKER had a job at a sawmill. in simple terms earlier morning tea he yelled to his fellow worker Mick, "Mick, I lost my finger ". "and the way the hell did this take place...?" stated Mike. I in simple terms touched this massive spinning ingredient right here like tha.....damn! there is going an different one !".

2016-10-15 07:51:39 · answer #3 · answered by ? 4 · 0 0

HAHAHA...i LMAO!!
it s almost true.....11/10....not thumbs up...both hands up...wtg

2006-10-22 10:01:02 · answer #4 · answered by A J 3 · 1 0

Keep em comming girl,

2006-10-22 09:40:31 · answer #5 · answered by Piztaker 5 · 1 1

I should'nt laugh, but oh dear, hahahahaha

2006-10-22 09:39:06 · answer #6 · answered by Roxy. 6 · 3 1

You really get on my last nerves

2006-10-22 10:31:58 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0 1

HA HA HA HA

2006-10-22 09:56:00 · answer #8 · answered by JAMES OY 3 · 1 0

tee hee hee

2006-10-22 09:37:54 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 2 1

lmao. Very good.

2006-10-22 09:39:33 · answer #10 · answered by uk_lad_2003 3 · 1 0

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