It's the Wild West.
The saloon bar is full when a cowboy bursts in through the swing doors.
"Quick" he says "Get out, big Jims coming to town"
Before anybody had time to move the floor started to shake and the walls vibrate. The room went dark as a large man entered the saloon. He must have been about 7ft tall and weighing 30 stones.He went over to the bar and sad to the bartender "Give me a whisky" The bartender gave him a whisky. He downed it in one go, slammed it on the bar and said "Give me another whisky"The bartender,shaking, gave him another one.He knocked it back in one go. The bartender nervously said "Would you like another?"
He replied "No I've got to go Big Jims coming to town.
2006-10-22 09:32:28 · 8 answers · asked by christopher w 1 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
tee hee hee
2006-10-22 09:33:52 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
wow this was sooooooooooo funny, ye haven't heared one like this for a long time ta.
2006-10-23 21:19:50 · answer #2 · answered by Hunny Bun... 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
funny
2006-10-23 06:02:36 · answer #3 · answered by markhatter 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
a large man was scared too.!
2006-10-22 16:41:42 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
very funny
2006-10-23 19:48:55 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
i like it, that was good, did you think of that?
2006-10-22 17:01:32 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
good one!
2006-10-22 16:39:17 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol
2006-10-22 16:40:39 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋