Q: What do Michael Jackson and a plastic bag have in common?
A: They are both dangerous to children!
Q: What does Michael Jackson have stamped on his back?
A: Made in China!
Q: Did you hear about Michael Jackson's latest song?
A: "Don't let your son go down on me."
Q: What's Michael Jackson's favorite nursery rhyme?
A: Little Boy Blew.
Q: Why did Michael Jackson get food poisoning?
A: He ate a nine year old wiener!
Any more? Leave them here....
2006-10-22 09:29:18 · 28 answers · asked by Confused?! 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
I'm forever blowing bubbles!
I think West Ham supports would appreciate this.
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2006-10-22 09:30:50 · answer #1 · answered by GoogleRules 3 · 0⤊ 7⤋
Michael Jackson, Nelson Mandela, and George Bush were on a plane with 20 kids. The plane is about to crash but there are only 20 parachutes! Nelson says "Lets give them to the kids". George says " Screw the kids" and Michael says " yes yes but do we have enough time?"
2006-10-22 16:46:45 · answer #2 · answered by ? 2 · 2⤊ 5⤋
Q: Which one-man-band is falling apart?
A: Michael Jackson
2006-10-22 16:30:58 · answer #3 · answered by Bex 3 · 0⤊ 5⤋
Q: What does Michael Jackson and K-Mart have in common?
A: Boy's pants half off!
Q: How can you tell when it's bedtime for Michael Jackson?
A: It's when the big hand touches the little hand!
2006-10-22 16:31:56 · answer #4 · answered by tumbleweed1954 6 · 3⤊ 6⤋
what does micheal Jackson and a G.I.Joe have in common?
they're both made out of plastic and you can find them in little boys rooms.
What does micheal Jackson and a Playstation have in common?
They're both made of plastic and little boys turn them on!
What does micheal Jackson and walmart have in common?
They both have little boy's pants half off!
2006-10-22 16:54:43 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 3⤋
Why did Michael Jackson wear the white glove?
So he wouldn't mistake his fingers for Tootsie Rolls.
Michael Jackson is the only person that was born a poor black kid and will probably die a rich white man.
2006-10-22 16:48:33 · answer #6 · answered by Donna 6 · 0⤊ 6⤋
My fave is the "made in China" stamp on his back!
The first 2 were funny, but the rest are bad.
2006-10-22 16:37:35 · answer #7 · answered by Joy 4 · 1⤊ 4⤋
i believe u have nothing better to do except hearing rubbish jokes about a legend.do not waste your time on rubbishes.get busy with something good.u should be ashamed of yourself.mr jackson is the most humble man in the world and u wanna poke joke on him.sorry for u...
2006-10-23 16:04:06 · answer #8 · answered by sepehr s 2 · 5⤊ 4⤋
Micheal jakson created the idea for the uh oh oreo
theyre both black on the inside and white on the outside
2006-10-22 16:36:35 · answer #9 · answered by Rusty 2 · 0⤊ 4⤋
Why will micheal Jackson never be # 1 in a race.......
Hmmm... well he always likes to come in alittle behind....
awwww...
well the good news is he's not guilty, bad news is he's going to Disney Land.
Justin
2006-10-22 16:43:07 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 4⤋
what do Michael Jackson and an XBOK360 have in common?
little boys both turn them on!!!!!!!!
2006-10-22 16:32:58 · answer #11 · answered by Drew V 2 · 3⤊ 4⤋