After the kleenex are gone? After the paper towels are gone? After you've gone to the car and gotten fast food napkins? At what point is it a crisis and you now have to break down and go to the damn store on Sunday afternoon when every moron and their nine kids are shopping for Halloween costumes. I detest shopping. But I like reading, so I better get to the store. Save my seat, will ya?
For entertainment purposes only, I'm not out of toilet paper, in fact I have several boxes of kleenex and 2 rolls of paper towels. The way I see if I'm set until after the Christmas rush. Drat, I hate shopping, or did I mention that?
2006-10-22 09:07:38 · 15 answers · asked by -Tequila17 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
to real_swee.., EWWW, gross and you obviously didn't read the disclaimer, for entertainment purposes only. You'll be hearing from my attorney. EWWWW.
2006-10-22 09:17:40 · update #1
to tosh, we don't use bidets in the US, although I can see some definite advantages. Not all of them have to do with cleanliness either. ;)
2006-10-22 09:19:07 · update #2
djyo, yes, Scott is the way to go, and Walgreens has their own 1000 sheet roll at 2/3rds. the cost. I hate shopping but I'm good at it.
2006-10-22 09:21:26 · update #3
To the people that are confused, and sadly there is more than one of you. What is confusing? The satirical question? The many supportive statements, that I tried my best to inject humor into? The disclaimer that this is for entertainment purposes? Or the fact that this is under the jokes category? I mean really people, running out of toilet paper is common and certainly fodder for jokes. Geez, some people's kids. Dublin guy, I understand his confusion, apparently all he does is drink beer, but a couple of the others....hmmm....I just can't imagine life without a sense of humor. Peace.
2006-10-22 09:26:53 · update #4
When even the coffee filters are gone!
2006-10-22 09:09:52 · answer #1 · answered by mom 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Do you know that the kleenex and paper towels are going to clog your toilet?
Or are you one of those people who throw the tp full of poop in the garbage for the next person to smell?
2006-10-22 09:11:17 · answer #2 · answered by real_sweetheart_76 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Well lets see... news paper stock is good, extra SOFT leaved plants in the bathroom... uh the cat is close by...
No really though, running out of T.P. is like the worst.
When Your a bachelor, it never happens...lol
If we could all be bachelors:)
Just kidding honey...
Anyway it is never a good time.
Then you go out and buy SCOTT cause it is,"the best" and seems to last the longest and the kids use like three yards of it for one wipe...
Kids, they should have to buy these things from time to time.
2006-10-22 09:13:43 · answer #3 · answered by djyo 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Listen when it gets down to kleenex and paper towels you got to go to te store....
2006-10-22 09:10:04 · answer #4 · answered by Lee 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
you go to the store when you have 3 rolls left, but for entertainment purposes it is when you have to ask the neighbor for some.
2006-10-22 09:17:00 · answer #5 · answered by Brittney 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
I buy mine online . Box of 82 rolls for $52.00. There are four of us and it lasts about three weeks. People tell me my family is full of sh**,well I can really prove it,lol.
2006-10-22 09:12:23 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Can always use the bidet if Im ever caught short, so not a problem.
2006-10-22 09:09:21 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
for me i get nervous when i have nothing in the house except the goverment issued stuff my roomate buys. ive accually taken his whole 12 pack of tp and put it in the shower and turned on the water. and bought him new.
2006-10-22 09:11:04 · answer #8 · answered by tom v 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
When the kleenex is gone
2006-10-22 09:09:43 · answer #9 · answered by babsie4004 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
after i lose the hot water in my shower, then i am in a crisis............................... I love shopping but for some reason i always forget the toilet paper
2006-10-22 09:14:31 · answer #10 · answered by Charisma 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋