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Question

A man went into a grocery store, got 3 cans of dog food, and walked up to the checkout counter.
The cashier asks the man, "Sir, do you own a dog?"
The man replies, "Yes I do."
The cashier then asks, "Do you have the dog with you?"
The man replies, "No, I left it at home."
The cashier then says, "I'm sorry, but I can't sell you this dog food unless I see your dog."
A few days later the man walks into the same store, gets 3 cans of cat food, and walks up to the checkout counter.
The same cashier asks, "Sir, do you own a cat?"
The man replies, "Yes I do."
The cashier then asks, "Do you have your cat with you?"
And the man replies, "No, I left it at home."
Then the cashier says, "I'm sorry, but I can't sell you this cat food unless I see your cat."
A few days later the man walks into the store, this time carrying a paper bag.
He walks up to the same cashier, and asks him to put his hand into the bag.
The cashier says, "It feels warm, soft, and gooey."
The man then says, "Now, can I go back and get 3 rolls of toilet paper?"

Answer 1

tee hee hee

Answer 2

The last part was disgusting. I heard a different version that switched the customer with an old lady. There was a reason in that one as to why the clerk would ask those questions. It was because old people would sometimes eat pet food. >-<

Answer 3

Ewwwww LMAO

Answer 4

LOL thats a good one

Answer 5

Haha! Very funny...Thx!

Answer 6

Gross. You should make a new version where there's corn in it.

Answer 7

yes me and my father thinks this is very funny !!! i loved it i have never heard anything like this befor thanks for the funny bye bye

Answer 8

haha

Answer 9

cute

Answer 10

omg that was crazy lol