A woman in the bar says that she wants to have plastic surgery to enlarge her breasts. Her husband tells her, "Hey, you don't need surgery to do that. I know how to do it without surgery."
The lady asks, "How do I do it without surgery?"
"Just rub toilet paper between them."
Startled the lady asks, "How does that make them bigger?"
"I don't know, but it worked for your butt
2006-10-22 08:57:28 · 35 answers · asked by arfa54321 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Do you know why a man is at his smartest during sex?
He's plugged into a genius.
2006-10-22 08:59:34 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 4⤊ 1⤋
The break up letter, God's email and definition of wife and mother were just too good. Tomorrow morning the first thing i would be doing ofcourse after brushing my teeth would be telling them to my friends! You deserve lots of stars! Ok my Character map isnt allowing me to copy stars, so please adjust with these hearts! ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥... LOL God knows how many thumbs down i'll get for this one! Anyway, Cheers! :) Rudra
2016-05-21 22:55:09 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
"I like big butts and I cannot deny -- you other brothers might lie but when a girl walks in with an itty bitty waist and a round thang in yer face you get SPRUNG...."
2006-10-22 09:00:44 · answer #3 · answered by TrueBlue 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
The wife says in reply - EEK - you'd better stop drip drying!!
2006-10-22 08:59:02 · answer #4 · answered by Smiler 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny enough to make it a man and his EX-wife by now!
2006-10-22 09:02:07 · answer #5 · answered by hillbilly 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Thats pretty old but still funny
2006-10-22 08:59:29 · answer #6 · answered by meanblacktiger 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That has been on here so many times you should be executed for repeating it.
Go sit on the naughty chair fella.
2006-10-22 08:59:56 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Very good
2006-10-22 08:59:11 · answer #8 · answered by mrs mac 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
awww poor lady
2006-10-22 23:05:48 · answer #9 · answered by markhatter 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I love it cos its original, never heard anything like that before. cool!
2006-10-22 09:00:03 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋