(Q): A deadly snake and a Muslim are both approaching you rapidly, you are a dead shot, you have a gun, but only one bullet, which one do you shoot ?
(A): The MUSLIM of course !! The snake only bites when provoke. We know the Muslim’s intention.
2006-10-22 08:42:23 · 18 answers · asked by Happyworms 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
hi fem. i like your jokes, ignore the babies,, thumbs up...... you have to be able to laugh and thats what i am doing
2006-10-22 08:56:53 · answer #1 · answered by chris w. 7 · 2⤊ 1⤋
I've heard a similar one with an arsenal fan and a deadly snake
2006-10-22 08:49:22 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Q. A pig and a s h i t girl like u are approaching u rapidly,
u r a dead shot,u have a gun,but only 1 bullet,which 1 do u shoot?
A.The s h i t girl ofcourse!! the pig only oinks.
we know the s h i t girls intention.
2006-10-22 11:00:56 · answer #3 · answered by Pinky 5 · 1⤊ 3⤋
i think he did. i was Reading a story about cats and it wasn't a religious one or anything but it said that mohammad (saw) had seen a cat sleeping on his shirt. so he cut the shirt so he wouldn't disturb the cats slumber. and i have a pet cat called jasmine. edit: elisioibrahim has written the same thing i have ..
2016-05-21 22:54:21 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
The Muslim of coarse why bother the snake.
2006-10-22 09:11:03 · answer #5 · answered by ? 5 · 2⤊ 2⤋
Grow up hun u immatutre little freek and by the way your jokes are very cheesey i suggest you get some up to date stuff my love
2006-10-22 08:45:59 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 3⤋
Why make fun of muslims? It's getting old.
2006-10-22 08:44:06 · answer #7 · answered by ? 2 · 5⤊ 4⤋
Oh keep em comming.
2MUSLIMS TRYING ON BACKPACKS,1 SAYS TO THE OTHER,
DOES MY BOMB LOOK BIG IN THIS!!!
Oh keep em comming.
2006-10-22 08:45:24 · answer #8 · answered by Piztaker 5 · 4⤊ 2⤋
OH FEM22
thumps up girl lmao here and i am on my own to
2006-10-22 08:44:58 · answer #9 · answered by chass_lee 6 · 2⤊ 3⤋
I'm sorry, I do have a sense of humour but that is disgraceful
2006-10-22 08:44:47 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 4⤋