2006-10-22 08:34:19 · 35 answers · asked by falawoods 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Since there are no woodchucks here answering questions- we will never really know :)
2006-10-22 08:35:33 · answer #1 · answered by brattybard 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
A wood chuck could chuck as much wood as a wood chuck could IF a wood chhuck could chuck wood!
2006-10-22 08:39:05 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
The answer to this age old question has perplexed people for eons.
Part of the reason the question is so difficult to answer is that the amount of wood that woodchucks would chuck on a given day varies greatly with the seasons and with the metabolisms of any individual woodchuck.
Modern internet technology has advanced to the point that we can reliably monitor the amount a woodchuck chucks in real time.
The results of this monitoring are shown below. Please note that the numbers vary due to the dispositions of the woodchucks involved.
Attention: Woodchucks don't chuck unless you use Microsoft Internet Explorer as your browser.... Netscape scares them.
Average amount of wood a woodchuck would chuck in a given day is 179 butt cords of wood.
Median amount of wood a woodchuck could chuck in a given hour
is 391 butt cords of wood.
Record high for woodchuck wood chucking of 2,583 butt cords
was attained on 6/15/1996
2006-10-22 08:38:29 · answer #3 · answered by jelly-bean 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
A lot of wood. If the wood chuck could chuck wood.
2006-10-22 08:35:49 · answer #4 · answered by usaskater4life 1 · 0⤊ 1⤋
A wood chuck would chuck as much wood as a wood chuck could chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood.
2006-10-22 08:38:38 · answer #5 · answered by "Urban" 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Come on now...as much wood as a wood chuck could if a wood chuck could chuck wood. Everybody knows that!
2006-10-22 08:35:25 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 2⤋
If a wood chuck could chuck wood, the wood chuck would chuck as much wood as it could chuck, and if as he chucks the wood gets stuck that would not be so good! =P ... good luck on figuring that one out
2006-10-22 08:37:38 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Well, a wood chuck could chuck as much wood as it could
2006-10-22 08:37:38 · answer #8 · answered by Karl F 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
A woodchuck would chuck as much wood as woodchuck could chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood.
2006-10-22 09:37:14 · answer #9 · answered by GRUMPY 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
2 much wood chuck.
2006-10-22 08:37:28 · answer #10 · answered by starrdevine 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋
if a wood chuck could chuck wood it would chuck 2chucks per wood
2006-10-22 08:43:09 · answer #11 · answered by lauren d 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋