This morning i was indulging in a 540 calorie Big Mac. With the mayo covered pickles that i get lodged in my throat regularly. All the sudden i could smell the fresh bacon followed by a severe moan in the attic. I sprint down the stairs to see down yonder. I observed my grandpas mangled corpse in the depths of the basement corner. I see his singed foot accompaining a few pieces of raw bacon and a red George Forman Grill. I yelled in agony at his other dismembered foot ingulfed in flames. What should i do about my gramps?
2006-10-22 08:20:17 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
well...Bon Appetit
2006-10-22 08:25:00 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Stop drinking excessive amounts of alcohol before you come on Yahoo Answers! If you weren't drunk, then you should be either ashamed of yourself (to write such a thing whilst sober), or a creative writer. That thing about severe moan in the attic, your sprinting downstairs, the mangled corpse in the basement and the mayo covered pickles is a pretty surreal piece of writing. PS, who says "down yonder" these days? Get an agent. :-)
2006-10-22 15:31:17 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
s.b.? Well if you're just having a vision it would depend on if your grandfather is still alive or not; give him a call or ask your mom to. If he's really dead in the basement I would find out what the laws are about what needs to be done with his corpse and investigation of his death. If it's just a vision decide if it would make you too tired to help him or not
2006-10-22 15:29:00 · answer #3 · answered by isis 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
call 911
2006-10-22 15:23:48 · answer #4 · answered by Clintopia 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Either you're trolling or you've gone insane.
2006-10-22 15:31:12 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I think you might want to call nine one one.
2006-10-22 15:21:43 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
This is all starting to sound awfully familiar.
... is that you, Abin?
2006-10-22 15:22:00 · answer #7 · answered by kent_shakespear 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
pray and believe that he will recover fully when you say he's healed in the name of JESUS CHRIST and pray
2006-10-22 15:23:01 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
you wrote that as if it was a novel, lol
2006-10-22 15:22:27 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
bless them and love them
2006-10-22 15:22:04 · answer #10 · answered by george p 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋