asked the teachers of her students.
Mary blushed and stammered and then stated the obvious, "Boy's pee pees," she said, still giggling a bit.
The teacher said "No that is not correct." and called on Johnny to answer.
Johnny said, "It's the uterus."
To which the teacher replied "That is correct."
She turned back to Mary and said, "Mary, there are three things obvious here,
One-You did NOT study your biology notes,
Two-You have a very dirty mind and
Three- When you grow up and become a young lady you are going to be sadly disappointed."
Now, according to Yahoo answers format I have to ask a question, so here's the question, if you are a female, have you been disappointed and to the males, would you or would you not BE a disappointment.
For entertainment purposes only. Meant to be humorous so please, try to stay with the format.
2006-10-22 08:12:11 · 13 answers · asked by -Tequila17 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
katydint, So true, now if we could just use the energy we spend convincing men of that we could be on to more important matters. Of course I've just set us back centuries by this very joke, but it is funny. So girls, start practicing. "Yes, honey, it's the biggest I've ever seen. HONEST"
2006-10-22 08:31:39 · update #1
Tom S, your playfulness duly noted and appreciated, I'm pretty playful myself. Peace.
2006-10-22 08:34:24 · update #2
I might be small but make up for it by being quick.
It's not the size of the ship. Its the motion of the ocean.
Someone please show me a lady who would go on a ocean voyage in a little dingy.
2006-10-22 12:48:52 · answer #1 · answered by GlooBoy 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Whale bones are really helpful in expansion and contraction of human bones due to the fact that the brain is larger than a peanut.Vibrations from contact with the skin can really stimulate nerves near the surface of the bosy and thus help in a slimming plan. If there is no appropriate expansion then one could try very strong DD's indeed!
2016-03-18 22:52:38 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I'm getting to level 3, 2 points at a time people.......i am so going to have a pizza party for every one when i do................. oh and to the poster yes i have been disappointed many times (oops should have said that) ............. and if i was a man yes i probably would be my luck id be 2 inches away from being a woman again.....
2006-10-22 08:18:58 · answer #3 · answered by Charisma 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I have never been disappointed. But there is a reason. Before I "sleep" with someone I have found far better qualities in them than the size of their "pee pee."
Therefore I have found that even if they are not "huge" they have many other qualities that MORE than make up for it. Sometimes, according to a friend of mine, having too much is like being in a Tuxedo in a country bar, all that and who the heck cares. But I love the question.......
2006-10-22 08:25:06 · answer #4 · answered by ஐAldaஐ 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I have been disappointed....but the lady's have not been disapointed with me.hahaha just playing.
2006-10-22 08:18:15 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Disappointment comes with, not the packaging, but the application of the product.
2006-10-22 08:14:51 · answer #6 · answered by Zeera 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
I think if we are honest, we've all been disappointed @ one time or another.
2006-10-22 08:15:37 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Who hasn't been disappointed?! :-D Great joke!
2006-10-22 08:15:19 · answer #8 · answered by Support Our Troops! 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I have received no disappointment notices yet to this date
2006-10-22 08:15:07 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
tee hee hee
2006-10-22 08:24:30 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋