1. A cop pulls over a carload of nuns.
Cop: "Sister, this is a 65 MPH highway -- why are you going so slow?"
Sister: "Sir, I saw a lot of signs that said 22, not 65."
Cop: "Oh sister, that's not the speed limit, that's the name of the highway you're on!
Sister: Oh! Silly me! Thanks for letting me know. I'll be more careful.
At this point the cop looks in the backseat where the other nuns are shaking and trembling.
Cop: Excuse me, Sister, what's wrong with your friends back there? They're shaking something terrible.
Sister: Oh, we just got off of highway 119.
2. A man was driving along the highway, and saw a rabbit hopping across the middle of the road. He swerved to avoid hitting the rabbit, but unfortunately the rabbit jumped in front of the car and was hit. The driver, being a sensitive man as well as an animal lover, pulled over to the side of the road and got out to see what had become of the rabbit. Much to his dismay, the rabbit was dead. The driver felt so awful he began to cry.
A woman driving down the highway saw the man crying on the side of the road and pulled over. She stepped out of her car and asked the man what was wrong.
"I feel terrible," he explained. "I accidently hit this rabbit and killed it."
The woman told the man not to worry. She knew what to do. She went to her car trunk and pulled out a spray can. She walked over to the limp, dead rabbit, and sprayed the contents of the can onto the rabbit. Miraculously, the rabbit came to life, jumped up, waved its paw at the two humans and hopped down the road. 50 feet away the rabbit stopped, turned around, waved at the two again, hopped down the road another 50 feet, turned, waved, and hopped another 50 feet. The man was astonished. He couldn't figure out what substance could be in the woman's spray can! He ran over to the woman and demanded, " What was in your spray can? What did you spray onto that rabbit?" The woman turned the can around so that the man could read the label. It said:
"'Hare Spray' Restores Life to Dead Hare. Adds Permanent Wave."
2006-10-22 07:06:02 · 22 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Second one is good and the first one is better !!! Both were neat and clean and real funny.....Nice way of putting them up !!! I liked it !
2006-10-22 07:15:44 · answer #1 · answered by Tickler 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I like the rabbit joke better ive heard the first one too many times
2006-10-22 08:08:15 · answer #2 · answered by Catie 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
There both really funny but # 2 was way to long if your were going to tell the joke so I would chose # 1.
2006-10-22 07:43:33 · answer #3 · answered by hot chick 101 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
a million.Why did frosty there snow guy pull down his pants? as a results of fact he heard the snow blower coming. 2.Astronomy Professor: What motives a nil.5 moon? pupil:once you may no longer get your denims over your thighs. 3. Johnny: My brother only opened uup a shop. Tina: somewhat? How's he doing? Johnny: Six months...... he opened it with a crowbar. it somewhat is all I have been given appropriate now desire you enjoyed em'
2016-12-08 19:08:38 · answer #4 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Both, but if I had to choose #1.
What do you call a row of rabbits walking backwards?
A receding hare line.
2006-10-22 07:24:34 · answer #5 · answered by madraven77 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I don`t know what one i liked the most. I can`t decide they are both good. (LOL) And i am going to copy them so i can show them to my friend`s.
P.S. Maybe i can decide what one i like the most after i stop laughing.
2006-10-22 08:29:56 · answer #6 · answered by timothy b 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I like them both but i think the first one was a bit funnier!
2006-10-22 08:37:18 · answer #7 · answered by maleficent 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Joke #2. Definitely. That joke was amazing.
2006-10-22 07:11:59 · answer #8 · answered by *SaTaN*KiTtY* 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I liked the one about the nuns...2 funny! :)
2006-10-22 08:36:49 · answer #9 · answered by * Sam * 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
definitely the rabbit one
2006-10-22 07:18:07 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋