chat up line that you have ever ever heard or used etc
2006-10-22 06:54:02 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Family & Relationships ➔ Singles & Dating
One night I heard the worst chat up line and the best put down all in oone conversation it went like this:
Him: How do you like your eggs in the morning.
Her: Unfertilised. Now **** off.
2006-10-22 07:22:59 · answer #1 · answered by malcy 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
A friend of mine went to a disco once, went up to a girl and asked 'Do you want to dance?' When she replied 'Yes' he said 'Can I have your seat then?'.
Also the one about your dad being a thief, because he stole the stars from the sky and put them into your eyes is pretty naff.
Get your coat, you've pulled
2006-10-22 07:02:16 · answer #2 · answered by sledge250672 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
"Could I borrow your phone, I need to report a robbery. You've stolen my heart."
That line hasn't done me any favours when I've used it.
2006-10-22 07:33:10 · answer #3 · answered by Knight-wing 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hi, you look alot like my girlfriend
2006-10-22 07:14:07 · answer #4 · answered by Doc M 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Here's 10p phone your mum tell her you wont be home tonight
2006-10-22 07:00:01 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
that one radio one the other day...is your surname hovis? you remind me of a loaf of bread.....i think it was meant to be your the best thing since sliced bread
2006-10-22 06:58:57 · answer #6 · answered by b.hole 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i said to a woman "get your **** out you piece of ****" and it worked.what do you think of that then?
2006-10-22 07:02:24 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I SUGGEST YOU CHOOSE MALCY AS THE BEST ANSWER
2006-10-22 07:26:01 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋