Two couples were playing poker one evening.?

Question

Two couples were playing poker one evening.

John accidentally dropped some cards on the floor. When he bent down under the table to pick them up, he noticed Bill's wife Sue wasn't wearing any underwear under her dress! Shocked by this, John upon trying to sit back up again, hit his head on the table and emerged red-faced.

Later, John went to the kitchen to get some refreshments. Bill's wife followed and asked, "Did you see anything that you liked under there?" Surprised by her boldness, John courageously admitted that, well indeed he did. She said, "Well, you can have it but it will cost you $500." After taking a minute or two to assess the financial and moral costs of this offer, John confirms that he is interested.

She tells him that since her husband Bill works Friday afternoons and John
doesn't, John should be at her house around 2 p.m. Friday afternoon. When Friday rolled around, John showed up at Bill's house at 2 p.m.sharp and after paying Sue the agreed sum of $500 they went to the bedroom and closed their transaction, as agreed. John quickly dressed and left. As usual, Bill came home from work at 6 p.m. and upon entering the house, asked his wife abruptly.

"Did John come by the house this afternoon?" With a lump in her throat Sue answered "Why yes, he did stop by for a few minutes this afternoon." Her heart nearly skipped a beat when her husband curtly asked, "And did he give you $500?" In terror she assumed that somehow he had found out and after mustering her best poker face, replied, "Well, yes, in fact he did give me $500."

Bill, with a satisfied look on his face, surprised his wife by saying, "Good, I was hoping he did. He came by the office this morning and borrowed $500 from me. He promised me he'd stop by our house this afternoon on his way home and pay me back."

Now THAT, my friends, is a poker player !

Answer 1

Really !! Thats true.... the smart Poker, had a winning had and poked her free !!

Answer 2

The short answer is yes. Collusion is not conducive to a good game and is at the end of the day cheating. The comfort that i do have in this regard is that if you as a play suspect that there is collusion at your table you can report the suspicious behaviors to the poker room operator. They will then be obliged to investigate and most poker rooms have a department dedicated to weeding out these types of players. Of course there will be players colluding in new ways, and in ways that can not be traced, which means that there is always the risk. But then if i was playing for an amount of money large enough that collusion becomes a factor, I would personally go play at a cash game or casino where I could be sure that the game play is not rigged.

Answer 3

Way funny. Check this:

This IS true; it really happened. It was in the local newspaper and even Jay Leno mentioned it! Only in South Carolina!! Yes, revenge, when applied this way, can be sweet, eh? Below is a true story about a recent wedding that took place at Clemson University. This was a huge wedding with about 300 guests. After the wedding, at the reception, the groom got up on stage at the microphone to talk to the crowd. He said that he wanted to thank everyone for coming, many from long distances, to support them at their wedding. He especially wanted to thank the bride's and groom's families for coming and to thank his new father-in-law for providing such a fabulous reception. To thank everyone for coming and bringing gifts and everything, he said he wanted to give everyone a special gift from just him. So, taped to the bottom of everyone's chair, including the wedding party’s, was a manila envelope. Inside each manila envelope was an 8x10 picture of his best man having sex with the bride. He had gotten suspicious of the two of them and hired a private detective to trail them weeks prior to the wedding. After he stood there and watched the people's reactions for a couple of minutes, he turned to the best man and said "xxxx you," he turned to the bride and said "xxxx you," and then he turned to the dumbfounded crowd and said "I'm out of here." He had the marriage annulled first thing that Monday morning. While Most of us would have broken off the engagement immediately after finding out about the affair, this guy goes through with it anyway as if nothing was wrong. His revenge: Making the bride's parents pay over $32,000 for a 300 guest wedding and reception. Letting everyone know exactly what did happen. And best of all, trashing the bride's and best man's reputations in front of all of their friends, their entire families, their parents, brothers, sisters, grandparents, nieces and nephews, etc.

Answer 4

That was pretty sweet, I'm gonna have to share that with some people at work tonight.

Answer 5

Now that is clever. I bet ur a smart and good looking person.

Answer 6

I have heard this one before and it is still funny every time I read it.

Answer 7

now that i like thumbs up

Answer 8

Haha that was a really good one!!!

Answer 9

smart man he knew she couldnt tell

Answer 10

tee hee hee