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My middle son shoved a yellow m&m up his when he was 3. It melted, and when he blew his nose, he blew chocolate!

Oh, I still get a laugh out of that.

What did your kid do?

2006-10-22 06:23:21 · 20 answers · asked by . 5 in Society & Culture Religion & Spirituality

Boopie...laughter warms the heart and soul. That is why I posted in this forum. It's way too tense in here.

2006-10-22 06:26:28 · update #1

kindness...those candies are called Runts.

2006-10-22 06:27:29 · update #2

2ndchhapt...my nephew did the same thing!!

lmao!!

2006-10-22 06:47:37 · update #3

20 answers

two green glow-in-the-dark beads! it looked like she had radioactive boogers!

2006-10-22 06:28:42 · answer #1 · answered by drammy22 4 · 7 0

I generally have the deepest respect for you, Spooky. That is why I will give an R&S answer to your non-R&S question. I don't have kids, but when I was a kid, my parents shoved the Bible up my nose and into my ears. When it melted, most of my hatred came out, leaving only unvarnished fear.
And yes, I still laugh about it.

2006-10-22 06:29:22 · answer #2 · answered by anyone 5 · 3 1

My son was trying to shove a marble in his ear, obviously it did not fit, it just rested in the entry of his ear. But he thought it was funny. I took away his marbles just in case he decided to do something worse with it, like shove it up his nose lol. He was disappointed, but kids usually are disappointed when you take "fun" things away.

2006-10-22 06:26:56 · answer #3 · answered by ? 6 · 2 0

whilst somebody asks what you have been guffawing at merely provide them a sparkling stare, cock your head to the area a splash, raise one eye brow, and then ask in the event that they have been feeling ok. Make it surely sparkling that below no circumstances did you basically giggle out loud. After that start to unfold rumors that the guy who puzzled your laughter has psychological issues.

2016-11-24 22:40:59 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

i don't have kids yet....but i wud like to share an experience which involved myself......i was some where around 4yrs of age staying wid my grandparents...oneday wen i was alone at home wid my grandpa, while doing homework and lost in my reviere of thoughts i absentmindedly insinuated a chalk pencil in my right nostril....my grandpa who was a doc tried various means to get it out of my nose but failed, i was then taken to the local hospital where the thing could be removed after some analgesic and anaesthetic drugs...still to this date i remember this !!

2006-10-22 06:55:00 · answer #5 · answered by simplynuts 2 · 1 0

I don't have any kids yet, but I once had the skin of an apple come out of my nose. My girlfriend in high school also put an almond up my nose once.

2006-10-22 06:26:02 · answer #6 · answered by robtheman 6 · 2 0

Mavs offspring has a runny nose, so she stuck a piece of a new sponge up her nose.
The sponge expanded.....
We had her hold one nostil shul and blow real hard, then when it was low enough, we used a tweezer to get it out.

2006-10-22 06:31:38 · answer #7 · answered by Mav here! 4 · 7 0

I don't have any kids, but my Dad once put French fries in his ears, in public at a restaurant! I was so humiliated! He said he ate so much he had food coming out of his ears, and I looked up, and there he was, with French Fries in his ears.

2006-10-22 06:25:24 · answer #8 · answered by Heron By The Sea 7 · 6 0

my daughter stuck a q-tip in her ear and the cotton was stuck for 2 days before she told me. boy, that was scary because she said she couldn't hear. If I had known it was just a piece of cotton, I might not have freaked out so badly. kids do the craziest things.

2006-10-22 06:26:59 · answer #9 · answered by NO delusions 4 · 2 1

My oldest stuck a mechanical pencil in her ear and the eraser got stuck! We tried to suck it out with a shop vac, but had to take her to the hospital.

be blessed!

2006-10-22 06:45:20 · answer #10 · answered by 2ndchhapteracts 5 · 2 0

My daughter never did anything like that. But a relative of my husband's put a 'butter bean' or lima in her vagina and it sprouted. That is true Spooky. Oh my, oh my....after that her nickname was 'Butterbean'.

2006-10-22 07:08:29 · answer #11 · answered by a_delphic_oracle 6 · 3 0

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