I don't hear any trumpets, why?
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2006-10-22 05:58:37 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
Why YES! He was found in a correctional institute somewhere in the heartland! Didn't you hear? And there were no trumpets playing.
2006-10-22 06:02:13 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
when Jesus returns there wont be any trumpets. all Christians will literally disappear faster than the blink of an eye. after that, the world will be plunged into 7 years of great torment. at the end of this time there will be many signs of Jesus' return and even the heavens will announce it. once that happens, everyone in the whole world will watch him as he returns to reign over the earth.
2006-10-22 13:14:00 · answer #2 · answered by snugglebunnysnookie 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
do the math. it's said Jesus left on a cloud to heaven. average clouds travel approx. 7 mph. we also know that the sun is ninty three millions away. and heaven is much farther.if that is true i say he hasn't gotten to heaven yet.
2006-10-22 13:06:18 · answer #3 · answered by DASH 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
He was a gospel singer, with his own harp players and percussion following.
2006-10-22 19:46:05 · answer #4 · answered by peppermint_paddy 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
he hasn't yet. but i once dated a guy who talked in his sleep...i have never heard stranger dreams in all my life.
i once woke up to his talking (in that mumbly sleepspeak) and what did he say? this is total truth:
shh...Jesus is coming...look busy!
i laughed until morning.
2006-10-22 13:05:07 · answer #5 · answered by serasotto 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
He came and already left,
He took all the Christians with him.
Welcome to hell boys!
2006-10-22 13:00:36 · answer #6 · answered by Albert Hall 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
LOL !!!! You need to stop it.....you are just trying to get reported this morning. Put down the boysenberry beer !!!!!!
(toot-toot)
2006-10-22 13:02:38 · answer #7 · answered by Just Askin' 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
No, but the Klingons are in my house right now.
2006-10-22 13:01:18 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I'm assuming you mean the second time. Not yet. I'm sure we'll all know!
2006-10-22 13:00:25 · answer #9 · answered by padwinlearner 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You missed me?
You missed me, again!
Look around, even the blind man can see
2006-10-22 13:09:21 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋