A woman recently lost her husband. She had him cremated and brought his ashes home. One day she picked up the urn he was in and poured him out on the coffee table.
Then she started talking to him, and tracing her fingers in the ashes, she said, "You know that fur coat you promised me, Irving?"
She followed by saying, "I bought it with the insurance money." She then said, "Irving, remember that new car you promised me?" She answered again saying, "Well, I bought it with the insurance money."
Then she said, "And remember the big beautiful house that sits at the top of the hill that I fell in love with and you said we couldn't afford?" Once more she answered saying, "Well I bought that too with the insurance money and I love living here."
Still tracing her finger in the ashes, she said, "Irving, remember that blow -job I promised you? Here it comes . . . "
2006-10-22 05:50:29 · 22 answers · asked by ? 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
another good one Gary.BRILLIANT
2006-10-22 10:54:36 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
A similar one was she's talking to the urn as she's driving back from the crem, saying all the above but when she comes to the part of the bl0w-job, she lowers the car windows and flings his ashes out saying "....that's tha only bj your gonna get from me, Hun"
2006-10-22 12:59:59 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL Very Very Good I Like That Joke A Lot
2006-10-22 12:58:08 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Sad!! But Funny lol
2006-10-22 13:01:08 · answer #4 · answered by Lisa P 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Reminds me of my 3 wives.
The first died from eating poisonous mushrooms.
Strangely, the second died from eating poisonous mushrooms too. But not the third. She died from a fractured skull - wouldn't eat the mushrooms.
2006-10-22 12:57:04 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Nice one
2006-10-22 12:54:46 · answer #6 · answered by candyfloss 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
That was worth the reading. Well done to you
2006-10-22 13:18:59 · answer #7 · answered by chass_lee 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Made good reading...no further comment.
2006-10-22 13:37:55 · answer #8 · answered by poshnosh 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Fab, groovy, baby.
2006-10-22 12:55:47 · answer #9 · answered by pampurredpuss 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I love it
2006-10-22 12:54:33 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
I like that !! It sounds like something I would do LOL
2006-10-22 12:53:33 · answer #11 · answered by T K 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋