Pumpkin.
haha!
2006-10-22 05:28:53 · 15 answers · asked by cynthetiq 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
ha ha . I loved it. i have a hillbilly friend and will share it.
whats the three biggest hillbilly lies
1) my truck is paid for
2) Honest judge , I did not know she was my sister
3) I swear i was just helping that pig get over the fence
2006-10-22 05:33:04 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 5⤊ 3⤋
cute!! Here's my favorite Halloween Joke...
A married couple was invited to a Halloween party. That night, as they were getting ready to go out, the wife said she had developed a migraine headache and had to stay home. She told her husband to go to the party without her. "Don't let me spoil a good time for you," she said. After further discussion, the husband put his costume on and went to the party. The wife took some aspirin and went to bed.
After sleeping for a while, she woke feeling much better and decided to go to the party and surprise her husband. As she was getting ready, she thought to herself, "I wonder what my husband really does when I'm not around." She then got into a different costume, so her husband wouldn't recognize her, and went to the party. Getting there, she stood off to the side and watched.
There was her husband dancing with one girl after another and getting very physical with them. She decided to see just how far he would go. She went up to him and started dancing with him, got very close and whispered that they should go outside. Going to one of the cars, they made love. Prior to the midnight unmasking, she left and went home to wait for her husband to return so she could confront him.
He arrived home about 1:00 a.m. and climbed into bed. She sat up and asked "Well, how was the party?" He replied, "It was no fun without you honey." She said, "I don't believe you. I bet you had lots of fun!" He replied, "Really, Honey. When I got to the party, some of the guys and I got bored and we went downstairs and played poker all night. But you know, that guy I loaned my costume to had one hell of a great time."
2006-10-22 05:34:34 · answer #2 · answered by T K 2 · 6⤊ 0⤋
They dress up like a 28 y/o girly girl and take their 2 step kids with them.
2006-10-22 05:34:25 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 2⤋
Well shucks maam, weeuns jus go as we is.
2006-10-22 06:16:06 · answer #4 · answered by shirley e 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I agree with you, you do need a new hobbie!!!! That question absolutely sucked.
2006-10-22 05:32:03 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 4⤊ 2⤋
tee hee hee
2006-10-22 08:05:55 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 1⤋
Omg T K that was hilarious! I'm telling that one to ALL my friends! Oh and thnx for the 2 points.
2006-10-22 05:39:18 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 8⤋
thats lame
2006-10-22 05:30:35 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 4⤊ 2⤋
we do the same thing we get eggs and go into town and egg people houses stop making fun of us
2006-10-22 05:35:02 · answer #9 · answered by ryan_lx 2 · 0⤊ 6⤋
lol..hey I liked it
2006-10-22 05:33:17 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 2⤋