Questions that have Confused humankind!!
a.. Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, "I think I'll
squeeze these dangly things here, and drink whatever comes out?"
a.. Who was the first person to say "See that chicken there....I'm gonna eat the next thing that comes outta it's butt."
a.. Why do toasters always have a setting that burns the toast to a
horrible crisp, which no decent human being would eat?
a.. Why is there a light in the fridge and not in the freezer?
a.. If Jimmy cracks corn and no one cares, why is there a song about him?
a.. Can a hearse carrying a corpse drive in the carpool lane?
a.. If the professor on Gilligan's Island can make a radio out of coconut, why can't he fix a hole in a boat?
a.. Why do people point to their wrist when asking for the time, but don't point to their crotch when they ask where the bathroom is?
a.. Why does your OB-GYN leave the room when you get undressed if they are going to look up there anyway?
a.. Why does Goofy stand erect while Pluto remains on all fours? They're both dogs!
a.. What do you call male ballerinas?
a.. Can blind people see their dreams? Do they dream??
a.. If Wile E. Coyote had enough money to buy all that Acme crap,why
didn't he just buy dinner?
a.. If quizzes are quizzical, what are tests?
a.. If corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oil is made from
vegetables, then what is baby oil made from?
a.. If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons?
a.. Isn't Disney World just a people trap operated by a mouse?
a.. Why do the Alphabet song and Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star have the
same tune?
a.. Do illiterate people get the full effect of Alphabet Soup?
a.. Why do they call it an asteroid when it's outside the hemisphere, but call it a hemorrhoid when it's in your ***?
a.. Did you ever notice that when you blow in a dog's face, he gets mad at you, but when you take him on a car ride, he can't wait to stick his head out the window into the wind?
a.. Does pushing the elevator button more than once make it arrive faster?
2006-10-22 05:10:39 · 15 answers · asked by T K 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
1. the guy that saw the calf drinking the milk.
2. my friend , last year for a double dare, he chickened out.
3. So you can use it at subzero temperatures
4. cuz there isnt anything u would eat at midnight in the freezer
5. cuz the song has a moral.
6. No, because the corpse is now considered an object
7. the tv seriese would end
8. because its rude to point to your crotch
9. they dont always leave the room...
10. because Goofy is cool like that!
11. "ballerina"
12. .....umm... I dont know....
13. can u think of any places that sell roadrunner in the middle of
nowhere?
14. Q's to "test" your knowledge.
15. mineral oil and fragrance.
16. morals.
17. no, if it where a trap people wouldnt be able to leave voluntarily
18. easiest to remember when you are 5.
19. not even literate people get any effect from their soup.
20. Hemorrhoid- From Middle English emoroides, hemorrhoids, from Old French emoroides, from Latin haemorrhoidae, from Greek haimorrhoïdes, pl. of haimorrhoïs, from haimorrhoos, flowing with blood : haimo-, hemo- + rhein, to flow.
Asteroid- From Greek asteroeidēs, starlike : astēr, star + -oeidēs, -oid.
21. same way u like to scratch some places that you dont like strangers touching.
22. nope.
P.S. you wanted answers right?
2006-10-22 06:53:28 · answer #1 · answered by half.noob 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i never noticed the alphabet and twinkle twinkle little star had the same tune.i just really never paid attention.and the the 1 about why does a toaster have a setting to burn the toast but nobody ever eats it?that 1 made me laugh.
2006-10-22 07:24:23 · answer #2 · answered by . 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
If you jump into a pool of dry ice, do you get wet?
If you are traveling at the speed of sound, can you hear your horn?
if you are traveling at the speed of light, can you see your headlights?
If you are on an airplane traveling at 300 miles per hour and a fly on the plane is flying towards the back of the plane, how fast is the fly flying?
Can you really cut off your nose to spite your face?
Is it true no one can hear you scream in space?
2006-10-22 05:17:44 · answer #3 · answered by debarina 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
how do i read all these questions? try sumarise it, i guess ur trying 2 save a series of five (5) points being deducted by asking more than 20 questions at once, smart!
2016-05-21 22:26:46 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Well, no one has said this, but I know the answer.
There is no "male ballerina". Ballerina is a female term. They are called danseurs, or male danseurs.
2006-10-22 11:37:05 · answer #5 · answered by Norah 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
the answer to all those questions was answered in the hitch hikers guide to the universe , the answer is 42
2006-10-22 05:12:57 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
All very good questions!! very funny!!! Have a nice day!
PS, you should post each question, see what kind of answers you get.
2006-10-22 05:16:14 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
The reason they are called hemorrhoids is because men (him) are a big pain in the @$$!!!!!!!!!!!
2006-10-22 05:48:05 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
those were good. The Quiz one was the funniest, i think.
2006-10-22 05:41:12 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha..i love these kind of questions, that really do not have any answers...its great!!
2006-10-22 05:15:13 · answer #10 · answered by xoxobeccaxoxo333 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋