2006-10-22 04:40:47 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
im not really sure.
depends on the person and the joke they feel like telling. ive heard lots of funny jokes... but i cant remember them. so heres one. its not really funny just plain stupid.
3 absent minded professors went 2 the doctor 4 a memory test. The doctor asked the 1st professor, "What's 3 times 3?"
"278" replied the 1st professor.
The doctor asked the 2nd professor, "What's 3 times 3?"
"Saturday" replied the 2nd professor. "What's 3 times 3?" the doctor asked the 3rd professor. "3 times 3 is 9" replied the 3rd professor. "That's great!" said the doctor, "How did u figure it out?" "It was easy," replied the professor. "I just subtracted 278 from Saturday."
2006-10-22 04:53:04 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ok that is my favorite however it is beautiful dangerous :) Q. What's orange and appears like a parrot? A. A carrot :) hehe Q. What to the virtual clock say to the grandfather clock? A. Look grandad no fingers :) Q. What's brown and sticky? A. A stick :) Q. Why are pirates referred to as pirates? A. Because they aaarrreee Q. What's gray and has a trunk? A. A mouse occurring vacation Q. What's brown and has a trunk? A. A mouse getting back from vacation :) :) Hope you no less than smiled :)
2016-09-01 00:51:24 · answer #2 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Not sure but how about this?
Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs are roaming in the forest when they come across a lake. The water was enticing and Snow White decides to take a bath. So she tells the Dwarfs to turn around while she is taking a bath in the lake. The Dwarfs protest
vehemently because they want to take a bath too. Snow White relents and says "When I get into the water and you hear the splash, you can turn around." Snow White undresses and as she is about to jump into the water, at that very moment, she is startled by a frog who jumps into the water before she can.The moment the Dwarfs hear the SPLASH, they turn around and see Snow White standing NAKED.
Now, given that this incident is an idea for a TV ad, what product is being advertised?
Scroll down for the answer.
"SEVEN UP" hehehe
2006-10-22 04:43:13 · answer #3 · answered by Pd 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
''Two hunters are out in the woods when one of them collapses. He doesn't seem to be breathing and his eyes are glazed. The other man pulls out his cell phone and calls emergency services. He gasps to the operator: ''My friend is dead! What can I do?'' The operator in a calm, soothing voice replies: ''Take it easy. I can help. First, let's make sure he's dead.'' There is a silence, then a shot is heard. Back on the phone, the hunter says, ''OK, now what"
''A man and a friend are playing golf one day. One of the guys is about to chip onto the green when he sees a long funeral procession on the road next to the course. 'He stops in mid-swing, takes off his golf cap, closes his eyes, and bows down in prayer. His friend says, "'Wow that is the most thoughtful and touching thing I have ever seen. You are truly a kind man.' 'The friend replies: 'Yeah, well, we were married 35 years.''"
2006-10-22 04:43:54 · answer #4 · answered by T K 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
This pregnant woman with quadrooplets was curious what was in the strangers car. The stranger looked awfully strange when he walked off. She looked inside to find illegal objects and drugs. He came back and shot her three times in the stomach. The babies survived.. 9 months later she had two girls and a boy. 12 years later.. girl one walked in and screamed "mama mama guess what happend!"
Mama - "What?"
Girl - "I pee'd a bullet!"
The other girl walked in with the same problem and the mama didn't think much of it.
The boy walked in and screamed "mama! guess what happened!" The mom said "What? You pee'd a bullet?"
Boy - "no, i was jacking it and i shot the dog!'
2006-10-22 04:53:45 · answer #5 · answered by shadowlingerie 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
you still are
2006-10-22 04:53:50 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋