This sheep farmer hired a French guy (who didn't speak much English) for castrating some of his male sheep,he was a good worker. After the 1st day, he successfully castrated 14 sheep and this French guy was about to throw away the "parts", but the sheep farmer yelled, "No! Don't throw! My wife fries them up and we eat them. They're delicious and we call them 'sheep fries'."
Later that day, the French guy joined them for supper, and indeed the 'sheep fries' were tasty. The next day, they castrated 16 sheep, and had another supper of 'sheep fries'.
The 3rd day, when the sheep farmer came home, he couldn’t find the French guy and asked his wife where he is, and she said, "YOU KNOW, IT'S THE WEIRDEST THING! I TOLD HIM SINCE THERE WEREN'T MANY 'SHEEP FRIES' 2DY, WE WERE ALSO GOING TO HAVE FRENCH FRIES, AND HE RAN LIKE HELL!!"
2006-10-22
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