Q. What do you call a nun with a sex change operation?
A. A tran-sister.
Q. What did one gay sperm say to the other gay sperm?
A. I can't see a thing with all this **** in here!
Q. Why do women wear black underwear?
A. They are mourning for the stiff they buried the night before.
Q. How do you know when a male porn star is at the gas station?
A. Right before the gas stops pumping he pulls out the nozzle and sprays it all over the car.
Q. What's the difference between a toad and a horny toad?
A. One goes "ribbit" the other goes "rub it".'
Q. How can you tell if your girlfriend wants you?
A. When you put your hand down her pants and it feels like you're feeding a horse.
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2006-10-22 04:17:13 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
hahaha funny, thanks for the laughs
2006-10-22 06:53:01 · answer #1 · answered by learningnewthings 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
jeez .. Thahahah :)) nice ones...
i've got 2 more:
Q: What's the difference between a blonde and an ironing board?
A: An ironing board's legs are hard to open
Why are men like diapers?
They are always on my a.s.s and full of s.h.i.t.- thank goodness they're disposable!
2006-10-22 12:34:56 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
lol....somwe of them were 10/10..especially the male porn star...imagine u seeing someone doing it!!! HelariouS!!
2006-10-22 12:52:52 · answer #3 · answered by A J 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha ha i like the transister
2006-10-22 11:40:20 · answer #4 · answered by Pd 6 · 1⤊ 1⤋
tee hee hee
2006-10-22 11:22:07 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
funny.
2006-10-22 11:47:23 · answer #6 · answered by ? 5 · 1⤊ 1⤋
lol
2006-10-22 11:36:44 · answer #7 · answered by abhishek 2 · 1⤊ 1⤋
lol
2006-10-22 11:20:50 · answer #8 · answered by Greeneyed 7 · 1⤊ 1⤋
lmao !
2006-10-22 11:25:52 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
lol.
2006-10-22 14:53:45 · answer #10 · answered by Brooklynn 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋