One day the lion the king of all the animals call all them to discus a very serious problem they have.
LION - Look guys you **** all jungle and we cant walk without foot your stools.We have to do something about it!!
LION - I found it the lion shout!I am gona buy some chemichal toilets!But if i find anyone that **** again down i am gona eat him!!!
All the animals agreed
After some months the elephand eat a flower and start have bellyache.He start running to the chemichals toilets but he didnt make it.He **** down
Sudently the lion apear.When the elephand shaw the lion he scared and grab th sits and put them into his palm.
-What do u have at your palm elephand asked the lion
-I have a little batterfly reply the elephand
-Oh really,i love batterflys can i see it?"Said the lion"
-NO U CANT if i open my palms it will fly away
-Oh come on please
-NO
-The lion grab the hands of the elephand and open them.....
...and then the elephand said..
ha ha the little jerk **** me....
2006-10-22 02:17:38 · 6 answers · asked by Tzatzikomouris 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
learn to spell, before you write another one
2006-10-22 03:21:03 · answer #1 · answered by Buffy 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
THE BEST ONE EVER!!!!!!
I GIVE IT A 10/10!!!!
I simply loved it and I think that its supreme AWESOME AND TOTALLY ROCKING!!!!!!
I don’t know where you guys dig up such great jokes which make me fall to the ground laughing.!!!!!
2006-10-22 09:56:55 · answer #2 · answered by ĢrØOvY ČĦ!CҜ!!! 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha ha LOL - Hm lot of star marks i.e means in need of editing
2006-10-22 10:44:41 · answer #3 · answered by Pd 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
tee hee hee
2006-10-22 10:06:22 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
nice
2006-10-22 10:08:48 · answer #5 · answered by Michael 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ah ha.
2006-10-22 10:12:02 · answer #6 · answered by apple seed contour 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋