I was a very happy person My wonderful girlfriend and I had been dating for over a year, and we decided to get married. There was only one little thing bothering me...it was her beautiful younger sister.
My prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, drop-dead gorgeous, wore very tight miniskirts and was generally bra-less. She was frequently flirtatious with me and would regularly bend down when she was near me and provide more than a passing view of her fancy panties.
It had to be deliberate; it had happened too often and she never did that when she was around anyone else.
One day her little sister called and asked me to come over to check whatever or whoever on the wedding invitations. She was alone when I arrived, she sat beside me on the couch, put her hand on my thigh and whispered to me! that she had feelings for me that she could not overcome.
She told me that she could no longer hold back her desire and wanted to make love to me just once before I got married and committed to a lifetime of fidelity to her sister.
Well, I was in total shock and couldn't say a word.
She said, "I'm going upstairs to my bedroom and if you want one last wild fling, just come up and take me."
I was stunned and frozen in shock as I watched her sashay up the stairs.
When she reached the landing at the top, she pulled off her panties and tossed them down the stairs towards me.
I stood there for a moment, then turned and made a beeline straight to the front door. I opened the door, heading straight towards my car.
Lo and behold, my entire future family was standing outside; every one of them clapping! With tears in his eyes, my father-in-law hugged me and said, "We are very happy that you have passed our little test. We couldn't ask for better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family, son."
And the moral of this story is: Always keep your condoms in your car.
2006-10-22 00:12:29 · 22 answers · asked by ? 2 in Education & Reference ➔ Quotations
Lol. Very good honey, I needed cheering up this morning
2006-10-22 00:22:09 · answer #1 · answered by angelina.rose 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny story, indeed.
It's funny how urban myths always seem to fall apart on closer examination. 'There was just one problem', surely if the writer was tempted by a younger, gorgeous sister, what hope has he against any attractive girl who flirts with him?
And how mistrusting is the larger family, would the writer really want to be part of a group of people who believe he could be tempted? Who actively plotted his downfall?
2006-10-22 00:24:57 · answer #2 · answered by cottoncox 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I've also heard it before - But won't be leaving the condoms in my car since the last time I did so my 80 year old gran discovered them whilst routing through the glove box for a Murray Mint!!!
2006-10-22 01:59:59 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Some family to go into that, if they have to test your integrity in that manner to make a another member of the family create a situation that you had to go throught , then all I can say they are a very divious family to jion.
2006-10-22 00:22:39 · answer #4 · answered by john r 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
what? you had the rest of the family instead. Hope you had enough condoms! and it was a people carrier!
2006-10-22 00:16:01 · answer #5 · answered by brainlady 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL - heard it before but still funny xx
2006-10-22 00:15:28 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Just go to show you, you never know who is watching
2006-10-22 00:22:17 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
lol it was soo funny cheers for cheering my day up good luck for the future;)
2006-10-22 01:09:18 · answer #8 · answered by :) 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The hills are alive with the sound of Bu****it!!!
2006-10-22 00:36:55 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha very good, very funny
2006-10-22 00:21:57 · answer #10 · answered by Bodieann 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋