Man says to wife 'I had a wet dream about you last night,
I dreamt you got run over by a bus and I pissed myself laughing'.
A woman asked her hubby if he knew how she could make her bust bigger.
He said 'try rubbing toilet paper between your breasts it's worked for your ****'.
My uncle just got struck off the medical register for having sex with his patients, it's a real shame cause he's a really good vet.
Yesterday I read an article about the dangers of drinking too much, it scared the s**t out of me.
So today I decided I'm never reading again.
Little girl gets lost in Tesco's, security guard asks her 'what's your mum like?'
Little girl replies 'Big cocks and vodka'.
A couple in a cafe in Llangollen asks 'Can you settle an argument for us and pronounce where we are, VERY slowly?' The waitress leaned over and said ........ 'Burrr gurrr king'.
Larry la Prise who wrote the hokey cokey has died aged 93. The worst part was getting him into the coffin. They put his left leg in, then the trouble started.
Paul McCartney poem-: We lay upon the grassy bank, my hands were all a quiver, I slowly undid her suspender belt and her leg fell in the river.
Sorry I haven't been in touch, a friend was rushed to hospital to have a dangerous mole removed from his penis...... he won't be shagging one of those again!
It's important to keep fit as you get older, my granny started walking 5 kilometres a day when she was 60. Today she's 97 and we don't know where the hell she is.
Two newly weds turn up at a hotel and ask for the honeymoon suite, the receptionist asks 'do you have reservations?' The bride answers 'Yes, I won't take it up the ....'!
2006-10-21 23:38:59 · 29 answers · asked by ? 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
That was so funny, thanks for making my day loved the paul mcCartney one xXx
2006-10-21 23:41:49 · answer #1 · answered by Star dust 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Haha, very funny.
Loved this one:
"Yesterday I read an article about the dangers of drinking too much, it scared the s**t out of me.
So today I decided I'm never reading again."
Thanks for the laugh. I actually managed to read the whole passage wahey!
2006-10-22 13:57:00 · answer #2 · answered by Strawberry 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Well done, New jokes are a rarity here, but you just managed it. Hope you don't mind but I copied a few of them and have been mailing them around the world to friends with as warped a sense of humor as mine
2006-10-22 08:39:45 · answer #3 · answered by Rick Harley 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
First one: funny
Second one: didn't like
Thrid one: that funny type of wrong
Fourth one: Clever
Fifth one: Had to read that one a couple of times before i got it
Sixth one: not very funny
7th one: it's allright
8th one: so-so
9th one: LOL
10th one: ?
11th one: again ?
Overall, they were ok
2006-10-22 07:50:59 · answer #4 · answered by carpau0 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Exellent jokes,And I always believed the English had a boorish sense of humor.I stand corrected old chap!
2006-10-22 06:43:06 · answer #5 · answered by bundyal38 2 · 1⤊ 1⤋
A bit naughty insofar as there is no question..........BUT WHO CARES !!!
Just the job for another miserable bloody Sunday morning!. 9/10!
2006-10-22 07:14:16 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
LOL, you made my day. Liked the McCartney one.
2006-10-22 08:04:05 · answer #7 · answered by ♥ Bekka ♥ 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
short ones they are the best. Good job. They were all good.
2006-10-22 08:36:57 · answer #8 · answered by just peachy 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i like the 1st 1!!
2006-10-22 06:49:17 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
they are all very good my sides ache with laughing.keep them coming keep me laughing.
2006-10-22 17:47:27 · answer #10 · answered by joe123 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
that is so funny.me and my man have a hangover but we still p.issed are self laughing
2006-10-22 08:15:08 · answer #11 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋