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god wouldnt, jesus couldnt, and the one that did, didnt want to...
what was it?

2006-10-21 21:08:40 · 9 answers · asked by mechmunkee3 3 in Entertainment & Music Jokes & Riddles

2 acceptable answers.
baptize jesus, and kill jesus

2006-10-21 21:14:59 · update #1

9 answers

Carry Jesus' cross?

2006-10-21 21:11:28 · answer #1 · answered by Serving Jesus 6 · 3 1

Kill Jesus? For God would not kill his son, Jesus could not kill himself and the soldiers who did the Crucifixion did not want to. They just followed orders.

2006-10-22 04:12:25 · answer #2 · answered by Timothy C 5 · 0 0

Go to Hell.

God Wouldn't
Jesus Couldn't (all his sins forgiven)
The one that did, didn't want to - well, if you believe the stories then Lucifer was an angel and was cast down there by God and didn't want to go.

Not sure if this is the answer you were looking for, but it fits!!!

2006-10-22 04:11:12 · answer #3 · answered by Jez 5 · 0 1

Have a baby.

God wouldn't, he expected Mary to do it for him.
Jesus couldn't, he's a man.
And the one that did, Mary, was a virgin so she clearly didn't want to.

2006-10-22 04:16:43 · answer #4 · answered by antony965314 3 · 0 0

Im stumped

2006-10-22 04:09:52 · answer #5 · answered by jk 6 · 0 0

wow this really is a hard question and i would love to know the answer to this but just taking a guess i'd have to go with ............LIE.............. this is what i think but please email me i would really love to know the answer to this question and its a very good one to !!!!!!

2006-10-22 07:46:56 · answer #6 · answered by Gina Dee 1 · 0 0

What is the answer? [cut to the chase]

2006-10-22 04:11:51 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

wow this is hard!

2006-10-22 06:05:53 · answer #8 · answered by pink_crayon_1324 1 · 0 0

lie?

2006-10-22 04:10:34 · answer #9 · answered by mark 4 · 0 1

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