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A blonde is bragging about her knowledge of state capitols...

Proudly, she says, "Go ahead. Ask me. I know all of them!"

Her friend says, "Ok then. What is the capitol of Wisconsin?"

The blonde boastfully smiles and says, "That's easy: W."

2006-10-21 20:40:36 · 25 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music Jokes & Riddles

25 answers

hahah...quite funny...LOL...

Three women escaped from prison. One was a redhead, one was a brunette, and one was a blonde. They ran for miles until they came upon an old barn where they decided to hide in the hayloft and rest. When they climbed up, they found three large gunnysacks and decided to climb into them for camouflage.

About an hour later the sheriff and his deputy came into the barn. The sheriff told his deputy to go up and check out the hayloft. When he got up there the sheriff asked him what he saw and the deputy yelled back, "Just three gunnysacks."

The sheriff told him to find out what was in them, so the deputy kicked the first sack, which had the redhead in it. She went, "Bow-wow", so the deputy told the sheriff there was a dog in it.

Then he kicked the sack with the brunette in it. She went, "Meow", so the deputy told the sheriff there was a cat in it.

Then he kicked the one with the blonde in it, and there was no sound at all. So he kicked it again, and finally the blonde said, "Potatoes".

2006-10-21 20:45:54 · answer #1 · answered by Electric 7 · 1 0

Q: What do you call an outstanding searching guy with a brunette? A: A hostage Q: If a blonde and a brunette are tossed off a construction, who hits the floor first? A: The brunette. The blonde is stuck. love those 2 thanks smile solid success

2016-12-05 02:30:10 · answer #2 · answered by finnen 4 · 0 0

2 thumbs up

2006-10-21 20:42:10 · answer #3 · answered by hwall 4 · 0 1

4 thumbs up !

2006-10-21 21:08:29 · answer #4 · answered by beetle_jooce 2 · 0 0

That is a 8 out of ten. Very funny.

2006-10-21 23:11:03 · answer #5 · answered by Cy Gold 4 · 0 0

Ha ha funny - a real blonde out there

2006-10-21 21:29:50 · answer #6 · answered by Pd 6 · 0 0

5 procent out of 5!

2006-10-21 21:42:49 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Thats just bad bad bad baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaad!

but its a good joke, quite funny actually!

2006-10-22 02:21:32 · answer #8 · answered by dobby 2 · 0 0

Is this a joke! any way since it is a blonde Joke I will laugh .........Ok!
you get 2 points!

2006-10-21 20:45:13 · answer #9 · answered by eslyn c 1 · 0 0

Haha ok that is funny but not that funny.I didn't exactly laugh out loud...or even smile.

2006-10-21 20:45:54 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

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