HA HA HA! I'd like to see him rise from the ashes!
2006-10-21 20:33:23 · 9 answers · asked by a sock 3 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
YAWN (but 2 points for me)
2006-10-21 20:36:25 · answer #1 · answered by williamzo 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
It wouldn't make any difference. But burying was the custom at that time for the Israelis. It still is to this day. But raising someone from dead ashes is no biggy for God.
Romans 10:9 That if thou shalt confess with thy mouth the Lord Jesus, and shalt believe in thine heart that God hath raised him from the dead, thou shalt be saved.
Colosians 2:12 Buried with him in baptism, wherein also ye are risen with [him] through the faith of the operation of God, who hath raised him from the dead.
I Cr 13;8a
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2006-10-22 03:44:07 · answer #2 · answered by ? 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I don't believe it would have made much difference to you. Rising from the dead didn't convince you - rising from the ashes would have?
What does this guy have to do to get your respect? Die for you? Oh, yeah. He did that already.
2006-10-22 03:43:06 · answer #3 · answered by wuxxler 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
he would stiill raise ,do u kno the story about the dry bones in the bible where God commanded one prophet to pray and after that the bones joined themselves to form a body and the prophet breathed air into the person's mouth and the person lived .
he even told us in the bible that if u beleive in things or u have faith u can command a mountiain to move and it will move .
i have many examples dear
Jesus IS CAPABLE OF ANYTHING MY DEAR AND I MEAN ANYTHING
2006-10-22 07:39:39 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
um, yeah. i bet jesus, the son of god, would be totally pwned by being cremated. then people who thought of it on yahoo answers could point and say "booyah!"
wouldn't matter that the man is divine.
2006-10-22 03:40:36 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I randomly just got an image of a zombie jesus.
Haha
2006-10-22 03:37:31 · answer #6 · answered by Danie 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
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2006-10-22 03:47:02 · answer #7 · answered by Joez2103 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
why is that funny? ashes or dust, we ALL will rise from death eventually.
2006-10-22 03:36:12 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
die you muslim pig die!
2006-10-22 04:19:02 · answer #9 · answered by injesu 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋