Brenda O'Malley is home making dinner, as usual, when Tim Finnegan arrives at her door. "Brenda, may I come in?" he asks. "I've somethin' to tell ya."
"Of course you can come in, you're always welcome, Tim. But where's my husband?"
"That's what I'm here to be tellin' ya, Brenda. There was an accident down at the Guiness brewery..."
"Oh, God no!" cries Brenda. "Please don't tell me..."
"I must, Brenda. Your husband Shamus is dead and gone. I'm sorry."
Finally, she looked up at Tim. "How did it happen, Tim?"
"It was terrible, Brenda. He fell into a vat of Guiness Stout and drowned."
"Oh my dear Jesus! But you must tell me true, Tim. Did he at least go quickly?"
"Well, Brenda... no."
"No?"
"Fact is, he got out three times to pee."
2006-10-21 19:39:59 · 13 answers · asked by Pd 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Pretty funny!!
I think that I just did forget to stop. Time for a change.
2006-10-21 21:59:31 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
What a lark, the luck of the Irish.
Anyone else would have drowned going down the third time, but not a true blue Irishman.
Erin go Braugh
2006-10-21 19:57:35 · answer #2 · answered by mindbender - seeker of truth 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
he could not drink it fast enough so he had to pee but only three times he drown on thev fourth time because he piss in the vat
2006-10-21 19:48:36 · answer #3 · answered by RAY C 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Slow death>> slow in understanding>>
2006-10-21 19:48:11 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
That is STUPID no offence but any person could think of that one. Peace out. Laterz. Luv/Kodi
2006-10-21 19:55:43 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I like that, I'm using it at the next keg party.
2006-10-21 19:47:16 · answer #6 · answered by ? 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hah hah really funny!
2006-10-21 22:58:39 · answer #7 · answered by Blouberger 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
He he he thats soooo funny!
2006-10-21 20:21:35 · answer #8 · answered by Mikillah 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Cute... I'm sure my Dad would appreciate that one.
2006-10-21 20:00:28 · answer #9 · answered by munkees81 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hee hee
2006-10-21 19:43:42 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋