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Take that beating for him??

Oooh!

2006-10-21 18:27:14 · 11 answers · asked by Mr Slave 1 in Society & Culture Religion & Spirituality

David S....you sound like my kind of man. Come here you.

2006-10-21 18:31:45 · update #1

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Probably not - he would've known you'd enjoy it too much. Ooh!

2006-10-21 18:31:25 · answer #1 · answered by ReeRee 6 · 1 1

Mr. Slave: No Jesus would not allowed any human to substitute for Him in regard to His beating. The sacrifice had to be a lamb- without blemish (Christ was our Passover Lamb). You, I or any other human could not be sanctified ( placed apart for a holy purpose), because we have "blemish(es)" [sins]. It requires someone Holy FIRST to make others Holy, following. Although He [Jesus] was God in the flesh (Emmanuel), He felt every snap of the cat-o-nine tails with bone or lead attached to each tong, on his body. These Roman tormentors were expert "extractors". They knew where the right spots on the body were, where the ends would bite in and rip the flesh away - exposing the bone (ribs). These same Romans had the sadistic knack of manipulating the victim [Christ] to cry out even, after He was on the brink of passing out !!! They also, could use the Roman cat-o-nine tails to create a design of their choosing ! Satan ensured that the meanest "machine" ( Romans) would be implemented in the cause.

2006-10-22 01:50:44 · answer #2 · answered by guraqt2me 7 · 0 1

He will rescue your soul if you want to but unfortunately we do not have shelter from the evil here. I put the full armor of God around me.

2006-10-22 01:33:02 · answer #3 · answered by SeeTheLight 7 · 1 1

Sure, beatings to anyone who wants one. Go downtown and start screaming insults. When you start getting beat, makes sure you yell out: "This one is for you, Jesus!". Trust me, He'll allow it...Hope you get what you asked for...

2006-10-22 01:30:28 · answer #4 · answered by David S 2 · 1 2

Sure he would have but no Christian would ever entertain the idea.

2006-10-22 01:29:27 · answer #5 · answered by DiRTy D 5 · 2 2

as long as he could watch as he pounded hes meat

2006-10-22 01:29:47 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 2 2

You and I would have never survived it.

2006-10-22 01:28:19 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 2 1

probably not

2006-10-22 01:29:21 · answer #8 · answered by ginger 3 · 0 2

LMAO!!!!!!!!

2006-10-22 01:32:50 · answer #9 · answered by Gorgeoustxwoman2013 7 · 2 0

No.

2006-10-22 01:28:55 · answer #10 · answered by Melissa Me 7 · 0 2

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