Would he be my Master??
Oooh, oh Jesus C*****!
2006-10-21 18:19:16 · 15 answers · asked by Mr Slave 1 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
Jesus would spank your *** for posting such a question then make you get back on your knees to "worship" him
2006-10-21 18:21:26 · answer #1 · answered by Gabrielle 6 · 2⤊ 4⤋
Jesus is alive today. And you are either a slave to sin or a slave to the spirit. I'm guessing you've chosen to remain a slave to sin. I choose to be a slave to the Spirit, who is a far better master to serve.
2006-10-22 01:27:03 · answer #2 · answered by happygirl 6 · 1⤊ 2⤋
Satan is defeated. Jesus rose from the dead and is ALIVE today! Jesus took the keys of hell and death. Jesus died in our place. Now we can have Jesus and be set free!
2006-10-22 01:31:08 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 3⤋
He is risen! He wants to be your saviour,and friend. Believe it.
He loves you. Jesus Christ is the way,the truth,and the life.
2006-10-22 01:38:23 · answer #4 · answered by puzzledamipuzzled 1 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Don't you worry your pretty little head a bit. YOUR master is in complete control of you.
2006-10-22 01:23:11 · answer #5 · answered by t w 1 · 1⤊ 2⤋
No. The US would render him to an unknown location as an "enemy combatant", torture him, then sentence him to death in Texas.
2006-10-22 01:23:44 · answer #6 · answered by Ann_Tykreist 4 · 3⤊ 0⤋
Yes, and you would receive a good and proper spanking.
2006-10-22 01:22:29 · answer #7 · answered by paganvegan 3 · 3⤊ 0⤋
Yes dear.
2006-10-22 01:29:24 · answer #8 · answered by notProudatAll 3 · 0⤊ 2⤋
He would be Trey Parker and Matt Stone's B*$%CH
2006-10-22 01:21:12 · answer #9 · answered by Jimmy 4 · 1⤊ 2⤋
Jesus IS alive today and he loves you!
2006-10-22 01:22:33 · answer #10 · answered by one 4 · 3⤊ 4⤋