An old Indian chief sat in his hut on the reservation, smoking a ceremonial pipe and eyeing two US government officials sent to interview him.
"Chief," asked one official, "You have observed the white man for 90 years. You've seen his wars and his material wealth. You've seen his progress, and the damage he's done."
The chief nodded that it was so.
The official continued, "Considering all these events, in your opinion, where did the white man go wrong?"
The chief stared at the government officials for over a minute and then calmly replied.......................
"When white man found the land, Indians were running it. No taxes, no debt, plenty buffalo, plenty beaver, women did work, medicine man free, Indian man all day hunting and fishing, all night having sex."
Then the chief leaned back and shook his head, "White man dumb enough to think he could improve system like that."
2006-10-21 18:19:03 · 11 answers · asked by Pd 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
i like it... but as for being funny? perhaps there's a little too much truth in it to be a joke.
2006-10-21 18:47:19 · answer #1 · answered by wondering 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny but true.
I live where there are still Indians around. Now days they build casinos on their reservations, and invite the white man to come and gamble. They make lots of money.
2006-10-22 05:02:59 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny
2006-10-22 06:03:21 · answer #3 · answered by Blouberger 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
this story stands great all by itself and needs no answers from any of us, although i have to admit i expected him to say something like everything was good until YOU POLITICIANS came into the picture..
2006-10-22 01:25:41 · answer #4 · answered by lil'rusty 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hehehehe>>>>>very funny>>>>>>>>it is better to go back to medivelle age>>>>>>>hehehe
2006-10-22 01:37:34 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
That's cool!
2006-10-22 01:23:57 · answer #6 · answered by ? 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hee hee
2006-10-22 02:47:54 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
How true, How true
2006-10-22 13:36:11 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha that's good
2006-10-22 01:44:34 · answer #9 · answered by astronomychica 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
that was hilarious
2006-10-22 01:35:40 · answer #10 · answered by ze_blue_mage 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋