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Why do women take so long to pee? The story is i barely can wait in the queue for my turn to use the ladies, so i walked to the gents. There was a man in the urinal & others in the cubicles. I push the door and I said, "Boys, i got to pee, no time to explain..". When i walked out of the cubicle, some had a sheepish smile except for the man at the urinal, he looked perplexed.

:) If i were you, I would have said, "oh gosh, i forgot my contacts.. is that you stacy?"

2006-10-21 19:10:31 · answer #1 · answered by j 3 · 2 1

If I'm walking into the men's room there's usually someone in the women's room and I have to go. But I try to leave that to the last resort. If it's an accidental "sighting" I simply say "oh, pardon me" and walk out. Nothing more needs to be said.

2006-10-21 17:37:17 · answer #2 · answered by Mama Otter 7 · 0 0

If the girls's room is roofed up which includes at a stay overall performance or? decide for it! it extremely is greater effective than peeing your self and there are stalls ha ha ha I honestly have accomplished it whilst mandatory and by way of mistake in lots of cases the lads merely giggle

2016-11-24 22:09:25 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

I did that at work and the cute mailroom guy was at the urinal. But I just walked out because the smell was gagging me.

2006-10-21 17:34:41 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

Point at his business and laugh. Then walk away pretending to hold back the milk that spurts from your nostrils from all the uncontrollable laughter.

2006-10-21 18:06:07 · answer #5 · answered by Stacey 2 · 0 0

Drop your eyes downward, apologize and leave quickly.
Then if you see them again outside the bathroom, pretend you never saw a thing. And DON"T tell everyone. It's not a gossip feather in your cap.

2006-10-21 17:38:02 · answer #6 · answered by Cookie 5 · 0 0

I would apologize and say something about thinking it was the women's room and leave. If I'd walked in on purpose b/c the women's room was full, I'd say that instead.

2006-10-21 17:42:06 · answer #7 · answered by zandyandi 4 · 0 0

Start singing a song and dance. Obviously leave

2006-10-21 17:38:36 · answer #8 · answered by Abhishek 1 · 0 0

you dont know how many times ive had to go to the bathroom really bad and done that... like in wal mart... lol... ive always just said "oops sorry wrong bathroom..." and walk out laughing cause the expression on the mans face is priceless lol

2006-10-21 17:46:35 · answer #9 · answered by babyber514 2 · 0 1

Cover up my faux pas with a compliment. I'd leer, and say, "Wow, that's the biggest one I've ever seen!" That way he won't notice how embarassed I am.

2006-10-21 17:38:34 · answer #10 · answered by Icky Vicky 2 · 1 0

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