Air Head on a Beer
Why did the blonde take a ladder into the bar?
She heard the drinks were on the house.
2006-10-21 17:19:59 · 26 answers · asked by ? 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
excellent
what do you call 4 blondes at a 4 way stop?
eternity
2006-10-21 17:22:02 · answer #1 · answered by buckybadger608 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
A blonde was going on a plane trip to New York. When the attendant came by and asked for her ticket, she told the blonde,"I'm sorry. Your ticket isn't for first class. Could you please move to your seat." The blonde replied,"Im blonde, I'm beautiful, and I'm going to New York." The attendant said,"That's fine miss, but you'll have to go to your seat." The blonde responded again, "I'm blonde, I'm beautiful, and I'm going to New York."
This conversation continued, always with the blonde's same response. The attendant got so upset that she went to the captain and told him about the blonde. The captain went and whispered something in the blonde's ear and the blonde immeadiately got up and went to her seat in coach.
The attendant asked the captain how he got the stubborn blonde to move. He said, "I just told her that this part of the plane wasn't going to New York."
2006-10-21 22:22:04 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Two blondes are across from one another on a canal. One hollers over to the other......
"How do I get to the other side?"
To wjhich the second blonde responds back to her..."You're already there".........................
2006-10-21 17:23:31 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Thats funny.
2006-10-21 17:22:21 · answer #4 · answered by Kenny Mccormick 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ive heard that before. its funny.
how do you keep a blonde occupied?
tell them to sit in the corner of a circular room
2006-10-21 17:22:08 · answer #5 · answered by People4peace 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
hehe>>funny one>>> one for you;
A brunette woman goes into the dr.'s office.
She tells the Dr. : "It hurts all over my body."
He says: "point to where it hurts".
She points to her shoulder and yells "OUCH!". She then points to her hip and yells "OUCH!". Finally she points to her knee and screams in pain "OUCH!!!".
The Dr. asks her "Are you a true blonde and dyed your hair brown?"
She says: "yes, how did you know"?
He answers: "YOU HAVE A BROKEN FINGER!!!".
2006-10-21 19:09:58 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
cute but kinda lame she had to get to the roof for those beers though
2006-10-21 17:25:06 · answer #7 · answered by woodydandridge@sbcglobal.net 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
ok! are you ready for this one?!?!?!?
Q:how do you drown a one-armed blonde?
A:wave to her (she will do so back)
Q:how do you drown a blonde?
A:put a scratch and sniff sticker at the bottom of the pool
2006-10-21 17:23:08 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
sounds more like a Polock joke
2006-10-21 17:39:43 · answer #9 · answered by butterfly_kisses81501 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That is a very good one
2006-10-21 17:21:04 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋